The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But a pure blinding white.

[+Doomstick he/him]

it was also bleached

[xinoehp512 he/him]

With salt.

[+Doomstick he/him]

And none of it was organic!

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It was all chemical salts.

[+Doomstick he/him]

the coffee wasn't even humanely razed!

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It was razed by machine.

[AonEne he/him]

And fed a diet of solely Studio C references. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

This caused it to grow up funny.

[+Doomstick he/him]

but it wasn't grass fed!

[xinoehp512 he/him]

This created large amounts of controversy.

[AonEne he/him]

58 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

This caused it to grow up funny.

This pun  

Some people liked that it wasn't grass-fed, however. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

They considered it better for the environment.

[AonEne he/him]

If the environment ran out of grass, everyone could be doomed! What would all their grass-fed animals eat then?! 

[+Doomstick he/him]

They, however, didn't know about the Grass Planet. It was called...

Edited February 8, 2021 by AonDii

[AonEne he/him]

The Grass Planet. It needed no other name. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

Some called it TGP

[AonEne he/him]

but not Dr. Who Octopus. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

He had never seen it

[The Technovore he/him]

He'd never even heard of it,

 

Side note #1: Page 1408 is what happens when a third of the fanbase (+- 15%) is all from the same religion/culture, and it's glorious.

Side note #2:

On 4/27/2018 at 1:45 AM, Mestiv said:

You are lucky you thought to create a story and not just go for meaningless quantity. I would lock such thread sooo hard

Good luck writing your story!

Someone wanna tell tLPW about this?

Edited February 8, 2021 by The Technovore
ninja'd, lol

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And he never would. At least, that was the plan.

[+Doomstick he/him]

because he was deaf

[AonEne he/him]

8 minutes ago, The Technovore said:

Side note #1: Page 1408 is what happens when a third of the fanbase (+- 15%) is all from the same religion/culture, and it's glorious.

Someone wanna tell tLPW about this?

Which page is that? My page count is messed up cause I see hidden posts  

I've tried... 

They were conspiring to keep him from ever hearing anything. 

[The Technovore he/him]

4 minutes ago, AonEne said:

Which page is that? 

I've tried... 

They were conspiring to keep him from ever hearing anything. 

Page 2, post 6, has a profile picture that looks vaguely like David Tennant (didn't look too close)

When Dr. Who Octupus tried to get hearing aids, they actually gave him noise-cancelling earplugs. Charged him double for it too.

 

Edit: Lol completely misunderstood, it's the page right before this one, sorry about that.

Edited February 8, 2021 by The Technovore
Lol, completely misunderstood

[AonEne he/him]

Ah, gotcha, thanks! 

He paid in spheres and left the shop sadly.