The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[AonEne he/him]

The poles weren't interested in helping them out.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But they needed help desperately!

[Mist she/her]

The poles shrugged their icy shoulders. 

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

And accidentally destroyed a nearby penguin village. 

[Mist she/her]

The Joneses attempted to guilt the poles into helping them. 

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

But the poles had hearts of ice, and could not be persuaded. 

[Mist she/her]

So the Joneses mourned the penguins and moved on.

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

They found themselves at a haunted hotel. 

Edited February 5, 2021 by The Awakened Salad

[Mist she/her]

Sir Necromancer Mistborn looked up from the reception desk. "Why are you here?"

[+Doomstick he/him]

"I WANT CHEESE!"

[Condensation she/her]

"Mmm... cheese..." remarked Treble.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Preferably gruyere 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But the cheese sandwich shop was closed!

[+Doomstick he/him]

because they were all being used to train breadmunks

[xinoehp512 he/him]

So they would have to go elsewhere.

[midnight13 she/her]

“Is there chocolate?”

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The chocolate vendor grunted.

[+Doomstick he/him]

But nobody could understand Kaladinese

[xinoehp512 he/him]

So they just stood there akwardly.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Until Butt showed up

[xinoehp512 he/him]

"Two chocolates, please," he said.

[+Doomstick he/him]

He could understand Kaladinese

[xinoehp512 he/him]

So the chocolate vendor gave him three chocolates.

[+Doomstick he/him]

for the price of 2.81

[xinoehp512 he/him]

nanodollars.