The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[+Doomstick he/him]

Which was irrelevant

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Since it did nothing.

[The Technovore he/him]

Because the Ghanderflaffle empire was rising.

[+Doomstick he/him]

It decreed that the Last Post Wins should stop spamming

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It was a very firm declaration.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Backed by mod power, hopefully

[The Technovore he/him]

The mods had good relations with the Ghanderflaffles, and readily signed the declaration.

[+Doomstick he/him]

But the moods didn't

[Mist she/her]

So the people revolted against the declaration.

[Mat he/him]

Which caused the Ghanderflaffles to show a 'no u' card and run away.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

This was stunningly effective.

[Mist she/her]

They came back because of their great success.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

With the newfound admiration of the people, the Ghanderflaffles besieged the sun.

[+Doomstick he/him]

by surrounding it with pasta

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The pasta became baked pasta.

[+Doomstick he/him]

LASAGNA OR LASAGNE!!!!

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Someone added tomato sauce.

[+Doomstick he/him]

and thus, the Ravioli of Light was created

[Mat he/him]

The power became too much.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And so the Sun went supernova.

[Mat he/him]

The sauce splatters ruined the Ghanderflaffles' white shirts.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

On the plus side, the neutrinos from the blast cooked their dinners for them.

[forget me not she/her]

But they didn't eat their own dinners. They ate their friends dinners for them.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It was a custom among the Ghanderflaffles.

Welcome!

[forget me not she/her]

Thanks! :).

And then they stood on their heads, as was custom.

Edited January 29, 2021 by forget me not