Jaywalk he/him Posted January 24, 2021 Posted January 24, 2021 That he read in the ingredient facts of a can of peaches.
+Doomstick he/him Posted January 24, 2021 Posted January 24, 2021 you see, he knew how to defend himself against pointed sticks
Jaywalk he/him Posted January 25, 2021 Posted January 25, 2021 Of canning, about which they taught several emergency preparedness classes.
xinoehp512 he/him Posted January 25, 2021 Posted January 25, 2021 It proved critical in the battle against the fruits.
+Doomstick he/him Posted January 25, 2021 Posted January 25, 2021 Though the best way to win was to drop a 16 ton weight on them.
xinoehp512 he/him Posted January 25, 2021 Posted January 25, 2021 Unfortunately, they were short on 16 ton weights.
Silva Posted January 26, 2021 Posted January 26, 2021 For approximately 3.5 seconds, at which point the tiger changed strategies.
xinoehp512 he/him Posted January 26, 2021 Posted January 26, 2021 Realizing that the only source of meat in the vicinity was the people who had released it.
xinoehp512 he/him Posted January 26, 2021 Posted January 26, 2021 Who quickly assessed the outcomes should it turn turncoat.
Shard of Reading he/him Posted January 26, 2021 Posted January 26, 2021 But the consultant needed help.
xinoehp512 he/him Posted January 26, 2021 Posted January 26, 2021 So it consulted them dang potaters.
+Doomstick he/him Posted January 26, 2021 Posted January 26, 2021 Who were trying to resurrect Butterflutter XIX, last of the line.
xinoehp512 he/him Posted January 26, 2021 Posted January 26, 2021 By reincarnating them as a potater.
Mist she/her Posted January 26, 2021 Posted January 26, 2021 Butterfluffer X arose. "Papas fritos," it said, zombielike.
Darth Woodrack he/him Posted January 26, 2021 Posted January 26, 2021 Papas fritos arrived, cutting Butterfluffer X in half with a shardblade.
+Doomstick he/him Posted January 26, 2021 Posted January 26, 2021 But, since he was Dang Potater, Butterflutter XI and XII grew from his eyes.
+Doomstick he/him Posted January 27, 2021 Posted January 27, 2021 As opposed to the extremely complicated math used by the normal Dang Potaters to find out how many offspring they would have
xinoehp512 he/him Posted January 27, 2021 Posted January 27, 2021 Which involved multiple complex derivatives.
xinoehp512 he/him Posted January 27, 2021 Posted January 27, 2021 This was the demise of papas fritos.
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