The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

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for 20 seconds (each day)

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Just now, AonDii said:

for 20 seconds (each day)

except the first of the month in which they shaved for 22 seconds

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It made them look cool.

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which was a number they had to recite before they shaved

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The "cool" number was a number only they knew.

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and they only knew it in a cool temperature

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Too hot, and it flew from their mind.

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It liked flying

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But the Lucases kept it trapped.

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It stewed

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And festered

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and souped

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And pureed.

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It was a very good cook.

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World class.

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One time, it set fire to the biscuits.

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That caused some interesting effects.

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Such as the end of the world, for one.

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But that was limited.

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It wondered why their name wasn't being capitalized.

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The answer was that it was a number, and therefore immune to capitalization.

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But It called themself It

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But the numbers didn't care. Or hadn't heard. One of the two. 

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or both