xinoehp512 he/him Posted January 6, 2021 Posted January 6, 2021 Because Kaladin was having a better day than usual.
Shard of Reading he/him Posted January 6, 2021 Posted January 6, 2021 Because the chickens were coming for him.
Mage he/him Posted January 6, 2021 Posted January 6, 2021 The chickens killed Tien, causing Kaladin to become deeply depressed Spoiler dang, that got darker than I expected.
NameIess Posted January 6, 2021 Posted January 6, 2021 And thus every Sanderfan was instantly turned to stone.
NameIess Posted January 6, 2021 Posted January 6, 2021 Then the unpetrified themselves and went to give Kaladin hugs.
xinoehp512 he/him Posted January 6, 2021 Posted January 6, 2021 Which was strange, because strangers.
NameIess Posted January 6, 2021 Posted January 6, 2021 But Kaladin wasn't a stranger to them. Because they stalked him obsessively.
Mage he/him Posted January 7, 2021 Posted January 7, 2021 And also through the magic of fiction they told Kaladin his past, present, and future
NameIess Posted January 7, 2021 Posted January 7, 2021 Except they could only tell him his past. Stormlight was already over for him. Then he threatened to spoil it for all of them.
Mage he/him Posted January 7, 2021 Posted January 7, 2021 So the fans used the power of RAFO to slay Kaladin
Chasmgoat he/him Posted January 7, 2021 Posted January 7, 2021 but shortly after outrunning this projectile, he tripped.
xinoehp512 he/him Posted January 7, 2021 Posted January 7, 2021 The bullet knocked a hole in his hat.
xinoehp512 he/him Posted January 7, 2021 Posted January 7, 2021 Luckily, bullet holes make any hat luckier.
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