The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

And easy to market. (As poison).

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But the monks were pacificists.

Edited January 8, 2021 by xinoehp512

[Condensation she/her]

Well, most of the time.

[Lecky Twig she/her]

Occasionally, they murdered bunnies.

[NameIess]

In order to save the others from the highly poisonous clover.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

They were evil bunnies.

[Lecky Twig she/her]

Who were at war with the monkeys.

[NameIess]

And allied with the bloons.

[Lecky Twig she/her]

Together, the bunnies and the bloons made the monkeys extinct. 

[NameIess]

All except for the final supermonkey.

[Lecky Twig she/her]

Who owned all the tea tipped darts.

[NameIess]

He slew hordes of enemies, but he knew that he could not kill them all by himself.

[Lecky Twig she/her]

So he prayed to the Sun God for help.

[NameIess]

But the Sun God was already dead.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Luckily, the Moon God was still in the house.

[Lecky Twig she/her]

It was a very large house.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Planet sized, even.

[Lecky Twig she/her]

It was made out of straws.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Silver straws.

[Mist she/her]

They were taped together with duct tape.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Made only if ducks...

[Lecky Twig she/her]

...decided to moo.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Surprisingly, this occurred frequently.

[+Doomstick he/him]

about once every 42 days

[NameIess]

Thus the answer of life was discovered.