The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[+Doomstick he/him]

they had literally just shrugged it off

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

It was really bad chull, actually.

[+Doomstick he/him]

mostly because a herd of evil chulls had attacked while Palamedes was occupied with a shrug war

[NameIess]

Nameless arrived, ready to ask Odysseus for some wise advice, took one look at them, turned around, and ran away.

[+Doomstick he/him]

he was off to find the Pasta Machine of Wisdom

[NameIess]

Maybe it would actually be wise.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

It did have a theme song, so that was a good sign.

[NameIess]

But the advice was rather... limited.

[+Doomstick he/him]

those who used it got a +10 to their Wisdom score.

[NameIess]

But only in health wisdom.

[+Doomstick he/him]

about Heath Bars

[NameIess]

Which Nameless never ate.

[+Doomstick he/him]

they could only be eaten by a hearth

[NameIess]

And Nameless was a Gryffindor.

[+Doomstick he/him]

he also had no heart

[NameIess]

Because he'd donated his heart to a hospital.

[+Doomstick he/him]

there was a lot of heat

[NameIess]

In the Ghanderflaffle empire's ruins.

[+Doomstick he/him]

the heat caused the yeast to start reproducing again, the Ghanderflaffle started rising again.

[NameIess]

Rising as a terrifying monstrosity made of the revived Ghanderflaffle corpses!

[Chasmgoat he/him]

The bread monsters were 99.9 feet tall, They were ashamed of their height.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Which was strange, as no Ghanderflaffle had been killed when the Empire fell last time

[NameIess]

But long, long, long ago, the Ghanderflaffle empire had been ravaged by civil war. Their empire shattered, the few survivors had left the thread forever. Though the empire was eventually revived, the ruins remained, dormant until now.

[+Doomstick he/him]

nobody knew where it was now

[NameIess]

But if they wanted to stop the bread monsters, they would have to find it.