The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Dramatic boss music began to play.

[NameIess]

Nameless decided to let his best student, Lamat, take over the battle.

[dannnex male]

33 minutes ago, Nameless said:

Nameless didn't like being spiked. He didn't like it when people threw him into the ground.

Nameless also didn’t like green eggs and ham. 

[NameIess]

Nameless also liked eggs and ham. And chocolate.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Purely out of spite.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

The worm family that had once lived in Star’s head (from page who-knows-when) suddenly appeared, all miraculously uncrushed. “Hello!” The father worm said. “We’ve arrived on vacation!”

[Condensation she/her]

What a lovely vacation it had been!

[Chasmgoat he/him]

except for the part with the monstrous egg...

[Condensation she/her]

And that one coconut.

[Ashbringer he/him]

We don't talk about the coconut...

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Because there was no need to rehash that silly old thing, ha-ha...

[Condensation she/her]

Nope, no need at all! *sweating nervously*

[+Doomstick he/him]

Stick fond wisdom in a sign that said "put your glasses on, dummy!"

His newfound ability to read Normal Text with glasses made him want to hire a consultant, but he instead took his place as main Narrator of Tree back from Branch.

[Kings_way he/they]

King didn't want to talk about coconuts, and instead wanted to talk about pineapples voidapple.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Thunder boomed.

[Mallory she/her]

Sorry, that bold didn't work for some reason lol. Ignore

Edited October 16, 2020 by Mallory

[Chasmgoat he/him]

1 minute ago, Mallory said:

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what is this?

in a loud voice, "LEAVE!"

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Leaves fell from the sky.

[Chasmgoat he/him]

Volcanoes erupted magma and ash into the dark, menacing sky

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Magma that promptly became lava.

[Mallory she/her]

Sorry, I use a Braille device so that could've caused it, sometimes it doesn't convert to print correctly. 

[Chasmgoat he/him]

7 minutes ago, Mallory said:

Sorry, I use a Braille device so that could've caused it, sometimes it doesn't convert to print correctly.

you use braille?

[Mallory she/her]

8 minutes ago, Chasmgoat said:

you use braille?

Lol yeah, I'm blind. 

[I Am A Fish he/him]

The lava got scared, and ran back into the hole!

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The volcano became a onaclov.