The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Condensation she/her]

He sold sentient pawns.

[+Doomstick he/him]

He was a rook.

[Chasmgoat he/him]

That could also move 1 space diagonally

[xinoehp512 he/him]

(He was a bit of a rebel.)

[Chasmgoat he/him]

It is rumored he once took out his own squadmate

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

The bishops on both sides want him convicted, but they have no hard evidence that it ever happened.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

He was, oddly enough, loved by all the knights.

[Chasmgoat he/him]

Of course, much like the knights couldn't walk straight, they could not think straight either.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Of course, this was all irrelevant. For the checkers invasion was coming.

[Chasmgoat he/him]

And boy could they jump into battle!

[Condensation she/her]

They were quite active.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Blackhearted as they may be, their blood ran red in their veins!

[+Doomstick he/him]

one might even say that it sprinted red

[Mist she/her]

The battle was fierce. Many perished. Even the side victorious was decimated. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

as in deci-mated (each one of then had 10 mates)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

(as in buddies)

[Ookla-son-son-Ventyl]

But alas, there was only two survivors. A lone checker, and the rook who could move one space diagonally.

[Chasmgoat he/him]

And the checker could only move backward straight as opposed to forwards diagonally.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

He was an antichecker.

[+Doomstick he/him]

made of antimatter

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

The Rook found this very intriguing, and so they became friends.

[Condensation she/her]

Friends for life.

[Chasmgoat he/him]

Which ended soon after...

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The antichecker annihilated.

[Condensation she/her]

And the rook created.