The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Mist she/her]

Alas, it would not be so without Salt. He helped maintain the Sugar Kingdom. When everything died, he left to go to the land of salt.

Edited September 27, 2020 by Mist

[+Doomstick he/him]

the Salty Overlords secretly ruled the Sugar Kingdom

[Condensation she/her]

From the background.

[Mist she/her]

Only Salt knew. Only he could free the Sugar Kingdom from its oppression.

[Experience he/him]

It was worth a try  

The problem was that everyone in the Sugar Kingdom didn't like him.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Also, he was Na+ and Cl-'s son

[Condensation she/her]

So he went on a quest!

[+Doomstick he/him]

Sadly, he couldn't find the Finite Stones.

[Condensation she/her]

So he decided to go ask [censored], T, and Sir Necromancer Mistborn.

[+Doomstick he/him]

SNM was unable to be found

[Condensation she/her]

But he found T and [censored].

[+Doomstick he/him]

T was currently a T cell though, and wasn't much use, and [censored] was shut in an invisible box

[Condensation she/her]

That Salt could get into to ask her some questions.

[+Doomstick he/him]

this was true

[Condensation she/her]

So he walked up to the box. The Truthless didn't bother to guard [censored], since there was no way that they knew of to rescue her.

[Mist she/her]

Narrator T was slightly disgruntled about being turned into a T cell. She promptly extricated herself from the situation. 

Salt asked her, "Do you know of the Finite Stones?"

[Condensation she/her]

"Yes," she replied. "They are located..."

[+Doomstick he/him]

"TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT" said T.

"in the pocket of Butt Venture..."

Edited September 27, 2020 by Doomstick

[Mist she/her]

"Across the salty sea, far away, where e and i intersect."

[+Doomstick he/him]

but i was imaginary

[Condensation she/her]

So Salt would have to travel vertically as well as horizontally.

[+Doomstick he/him]

but since Salt was 3D, he would also have to travel in a fourth direction at a right angle from all others

[Condensation she/her]

It got a little confusing, but it was possible, and even plausible, that he would succeed.

[+Doomstick he/him]

but it was not probable

[Condensation she/her]

Because Salt couldn't fly.