The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

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To them, the cube was silvery-grey.

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this was because the light inside it was a prisoner

[Experience he/him]

named Brightness Luminescence. 

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Brightness Luminescence was truly a brightness

[Jaywalk he/him]

She never got along well with Kaladin.

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Mostly because she was the light of a star that wasn’t anywhere near Roshar

[I Am A Fish he/him]

Unless it was a tuesday

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But they didn't have tuesdays on Roshar, so she was never near Roshar.

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Brightness Luminescence got jealous of Roshar's sun, so she took its place.

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Then Nightblood decided she was evil.

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But Brightness Luminescence persuaded him to change his mind because pure light couldn't be evil.

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Radiance walked into the room.

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So did Voidlight, who was both pure light and evil, Voidlight was a creation of Schrodinger's

[Mist she/her]

They were mortal enemies, so Brightness Luminescence had to get between them.

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Brightness Luminescence had come to represent Thirdlight

[Mist she/her]

Not to be confused with Secondlight. Thirdlight was an acquaintance, who she had met after meeting Radiance and Opulence.

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The Salty Overlords took that moment to enter

[Condensation she/her]

They were the rulers of the Seven Seas.

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and everything else

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And were immediately overrun by the Pepper Peasants. 

[Mist she/her]

Except the Sugar Kingdom, the source of the Pepper Peasants. 

Edited September 27, 2020 by Mist

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then they realized that Salt kept them alive

[Condensation she/her]

The Sugar Kingdom was a great place to stay, one could even say it was quite... sweet.

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but there was no salt there at all, so everything died

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The End.