The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[+Doomstick he/him]

but they couldn't eat it

[Condensation she/her]

Instead, they used it as a hat.

[+Doomstick he/him]

But it started crumbling.

[Mist she/her]

They added more frosting to stick it together.

[Condensation she/her]

Instead of sticking it together, the frosting

[+Doomstick he/him]

was made entirely of vegetable shortening, so...

[Condensation she/her]

It made the cake crumble even more!

[+Doomstick he/him]

the reason wasn't completely understood

[Turtle they/them]

but the reason involved hats and cupcakes.

[Condensation she/her]

Instead, it was completely misunderstood.

[Kings_way he/they]

Then a hot sauce volcano burst from the top of the crumbling cake.

another double !

Edited September 22, 2020 by Kings_way

[Turtle they/them]

and people died from their love of the cake.

[+Doomstick he/him]

It was all very strange...

[Mist she/her]

The volcano melted the frosting, making the cake crumble even faster.

2x

Edited September 22, 2020 by Mist

[Kings_way he/they]

The monkeys screamed. "CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!

[Condensation she/her]

Then ate the cake.

[Kings_way he/they]

Then the two s burst out from inside the cake.

[Mist she/her]

They were wielding nun-chucks made from birthday candles.

[Kings_way he/they]

The nunchucks melted.

[Condensation she/her]

Instead of staying solid.

[Mist she/her]

Then they turned into plasma. The ninjas, surprised, dropped the nun-chucks.

[Kings_way he/they]

The candle plasma exploded.

[Condensation she/her]

Instead of being normal explosions, the explosions were

[Mist she/her]

The ninjas and the monkeys flew through the air, cake splattering everywhere. T arrived just in time to get caught by the explosion. She wiped shortening frosting off her face.

[Kings_way he/they]

made of cake crumbs!