The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Condensation she/her]

Instead of visiting the website, people

[NameIess]

Hacked into it to make the gif play even faster.

[+Doomstick he/him]

eventually it was a still picture of every frame of the gif superimposed

[NameIess]

The website was not happy about this amount of speed.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

So it broke time.

[Condensation she/her]

Instead of just

[NameIess]

Dying a painful death.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

 with ice, which still reigned supreme. 

edit: ninjad pretty bad.

edit 2: fixed it 

edit 3: well kind of...

Edited September 22, 2020 by Rosharan A.C.

[Condensation she/her]

Instead of fire, which had reigned before ice.

[Mist she/her]

The kingdom Supreme had very strange rulers. 

[Condensation she/her]

Instead of having rational rulers like most kingdoms, their rulers were titled

[Mist she/her]

Fire and ice. They were part imaginary and part irrational, since i and e are imaginary and irrational. 

[Condensation she/her]

And their names were

[+Doomstick he/him]

complex. You couldn't use words to describe them, you needed numbers.

[Mist she/her]

Often, leetspeak was used. 

Ninja'd. 

Edited September 22, 2020 by Mist

[Condensation she/her]

Instead of getting ninja'd, Narrator H decided to wait for someone else to post.

[+Doomstick he/him]

.. is what they went by. Their actual names were longer than the previous longest post on tLT.

[Mist she/her]

So they were kind and allowed abbreviation. 

[Condensation she/her]

So they were often called Thing 1 and Thing 2.

[Kings_way he/they]

Unfortunately, the abbreviation was still longer than the previous  longest post on tLT

edit: doubly 'd

Edited September 22, 2020 by Kings_way

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Their true names would break the brain of any mortal who conceived them.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Stick realized it was Koloss Head Munching Page, but not for much longer, as only one other person could celebrate it

Edited September 22, 2020 by Doomstick

[Condensation she/her]

"Woo!" yelled [censored].

[AonEne he/him]

[censored] was pretty awesome.

[Condensation she/her]

"Why, thank you!" said [censored].

By the way, usually when I would say my real name, I say [censored] instead.