The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Mist she/her]

Which were also flaming.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

As they had been drenched in squid juice.

[Ashbringer he/him]

Schrodinger assumed he was okay, as Nerf Swords are usually foam.

Then he grabbed a couple of the nerf Crossbows and shot at Nameless.

[NameIess]

Because that increased the awesomeness factor exponentially.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Reading hit truthless over the head with a nacho.

[Mist she/her]

T grabbed the nachos and started eating them. 

[NameIess]

Nameless knocked two crossbow darts out of the air, then caught the third and loaded into his own crossbow, which he fired directly into Shard of Reading.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Wild ninjas hopped out from the underbrush with paintball guns.

[Condensation she/her]

Song and Melody ran to each other and curled together, their hands over their heads. "Please stop!" shouted Melody. "We have cookies!" screamed Song.

[Mist she/her]

As well as wind spirits, wielding bowstaves.

[Ashbringer he/him]

Schrodinger grabbed one of those old Longshots, shot four more darts at Nameless (and one at the ceiling for good measure), and tossed two of his crossbows to Song and Melody.

"Wait, did you say cookies?" he said, pausing.

[NameIess]

Nameless charged forwards, pulling out a wooden carved sword, and began charging the ninjas, deflecting paintballs and darts right and left.

Edited September 8, 2020 by Nameless

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The ninjas halted and asked for cookies.

[+Doomstick he/him]

They were spiked

[NameIess]

Nameless changed course toward Song and Melody, grabbing all the cookies and then continuing to run.

[+Doomstick he/him]

The aluminum Hemalurgic spikes in them took away his power

[Ashbringer he/him]

Schrodinger teleported Nameless back ten feet, and took aim with his Longshot which was glowing slightly.

Then realizing something was wrong, he started removing the spikes from his body (and put them back in the cookies, of course).

Edited September 8, 2020 by Ashbringer

[Mist she/her]

A Mistborn suddenly drops from the sky, pushing on the spiked cookies.

Edited September 8, 2020 by Mist

[NameIess]

Nameless caught one of the cookies out of the air, then broke it apart and threw the spike within it into Schrodinger's Longshot.

[Mist she/her]

The Mistborn begins to chase T with a Nerf sword.

[Ashbringer he/him]

"Hello," said Schrodinger, still holding a glowing Nerf rifle.

Upon realizing that said rifle was a Longstrike and not a Longshot, he adjusted it's quantum positioning accordingly, placing the spiked Longshot elsewhere in space and time.

Edited September 8, 2020 by Ashbringer

[NameIess]

The glowing slowly faded as the spike took effect.

[+Doomstick he/him]

“I AM A STICK!!!!” Stick shouted, watching from his bunker party

[Mist she/her]

T joined the bunker party.

Flame on! 

Edited September 8, 2020 by Mist

[NameIess]

Then a dragon appeared behind him.