The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Emi she/her]

2 minutes ago, turtle said:

but then his rubber exploded in his room after getting water on it, there was ettmetal on it!

Welcome to the Shard! 
 

So he started to cry, as he really liked this rubber. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Luckily, the orange had a spare!

[Ashbringer he/him]

Schrodinger started noting down the effects of the ettmetal explosion.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Reduced... hand... to cinders...

[Mat he/him]

Vaporized... Archery... field...

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Schrodinger noted down that have your dominant hand vaporized made writing quite tricky.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Schrodinger also didn’t note that down

[Condensation she/her]

6 hours ago, Nameless said:

Nameless turned to Melody. "You're not a narrator?"

"No, why would I be when I have this lovely person doing it for me?"

6 hours ago, Vapor said:

Vapid was then tooken to jail.

5 hours ago, Kings_way said:

He liked to shewt things with airows.

5 hours ago, Matrim's Dice said:

But he had trouble pulling back the bowstring, as he had no muscles.

No I will not spell things wrong on purpose.

"My narrator says to tell you that you have one favor to be done by her, as you have demonstrated great chivalry and endurance against peer pressure." Melody smiles.

3 hours ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

Twang. Oh yes. The skulleton could get used to this.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

"You aren't a Narrator," said X's avatar. "Curious."

[Ashbringer he/him]

Schrodinger fixed his hand.

[Condensation she/her]

"Why is that interesting?"

[Mat he/him]

Reg contemplates what he could have Melody's Narrator do. Until he falls off a cliff. "Help!"

[Condensation she/her]

Melody rushes to help Reg, running up to the edge of the cliff and trying to catch his hand in hers.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

She is too late, and his hand slips from her fingers...

Until he lands on a cushion of winds conjured up by X's avatar.

"You're welcome," he says.

[Ashbringer he/him]

Schrodinger jumps off the cliff and appears his biplane around himself, as a backup if X failed and to get a better view.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Unfortunately for him...

[Vapor she/her]

Vapid breaks out of jail.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

With a spoon.

[Vapor she/her]

And a golden chicken nugget.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

With the power to explode!

[Vapor she/her]

But the details are important.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It could only explode with happiness.

[Vapor she/her]

Or maybe they were.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

..actually green beans!

[Vapor she/her]

Which weren't just green, they were purple too.