The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Condensation she/her]

"Okay, I suppose, but I was kind of enjoying calling you Mr. No-Name!" Melody replies with a smile as he floats away. "X works too, though."

[Vapor she/her]

Vapid finds a sandwich on the ground and eats it.

[bruh she/her]

After vanishing off the face of the earth for days, Chloe suddenly exists again and runs after Melody, to join in their quest. 

[Vapor she/her]

A rock falls on Vapid's head and she falls asleep

[Condensation she/her]

"Oh, hi again, Chloe! Nice of you to join us! We're going to the land of giant chickens to get giant eggs for our giant donut." Melody pauses and waits for Chloe to catch up.

[bruh she/her]

Sounds good to me. But it really seems like Vapid needs supervision, maybe you could put her in your backpack?

[Jaywalk he/him]

They tried to, but stuffing Vapid in a backpack proved to be too much effort.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

So X's avatar conjured up winds to carry her.

[Jaywalk he/him]

The wind’s arms got tired.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But that was irrelevant, as The Wind was a diplomat to the kingdom of giant ostriches, not chickens.

[Condensation she/her]

When they reached the land of giant chickens, Melody gasped at the sight of a giant hen house.

[Jaywalk he/him]

He liked wearing tuxedos.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

They were very expensive due to how large they were.

[Condensation she/her]

Okay, ignoring my post then?

She quickly ran up to it, paused, then ran inside. Seconds later, they heard a bloodcurdling scream coming from inside. It was the chickens, scared by Melody's appearance.

[+Doomstick he/him]

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

[xinoehp512 he/him]

41 minutes ago, Condensation said:

Okay, ignoring my post then?

She quickly ran up to it, paused, then ran inside. Seconds later, they heard a bloodcurdling scream coming from inside. It was the chickens, scared by Melody's appearance.

Of course not. A tuxedo for a henhouse would be rather enormous, would it not?  

Said the robo-chicken.

[NameIess]

Nameless ran into the hen house after Melody, catching her shoulder. "I should have mentioned, the giant chickens don't approve of people taking their wheat. In fact, they have rather stringent laws for anyone who attempts to steal it. They don't sell their wheat either."

[Vapor she/her]

Vapid woke up and ate a sandwich

[xinoehp512 he/him]

5 minutes ago, Nameless said:

Nameless ran into the hen house after Melody, catching her shoulder. "I should have mentioned, the giant chickens don't approve of people taking their wheat. In fact, they have rather stringent laws for anyone who attempts to steal it. They don't sell their wheat either."

"I don't care," said X's avatar in a tone verging on bored. "Just take the stuff and go."

[Vapor she/her]

Vapid jumped off of the wind and went to get some eggs.

[+Doomstick he/him]

They were not ripe yet, however 

[Vapor she/her]

Until they were.

[NameIess]

Vapid got pecked in the spleen by a giant chicken.

[Ashbringer he/him]

Schrodinger examined the chicken. "Cyborgs. Neither a machine nor living thing. Or, both a machine and living thing, depending on your point of view."

[Vapor she/her]

And then she got pecked in the nose.