The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Condensation she/her]

Oh, she has twin blades now? Cool!

Melody stays on the ground crying because she's being negative. No one knows what caused it, but she has lost her positive spirit. However, a muskrat that is glowing blue runs out of her backpack clutching a roll of toilet paper!

[NameIess]

Nameless summoned Shar to his hand. The Sword glowed fiercely as he approached his opponent.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Y looks at the famous sword with a hint of disdain.

"Come, now," she says with a smile playing at her lips, "is that really the best you have?"

6 minutes ago, Condensation said:

Oh, she has twin blades now? Cool!

Melody stays on the ground crying because she's being negative. No one knows what caused it, but she has lost her positive spirit. However, a muskrat that is glowing blue runs out of her backpack clutching a roll of toilet paper!

"Melody!" cried X's avatar. "Are you alright?"

[NameIess]

Nameless snorted. "As if you had any better. How many narrators have you killed again?"

[Condensation she/her]

Melody chokes out, "Go help him! I'm not important at all, I know you guys are just tolerating me on this quest and I lied to all of you! You must hate me, I'm sorry!" And with that, she turns away and continues sobbing into her hands.

Yeah, I'm being a little dramatic, but she's so positive normally, I feel like her being negative is just as strong. She's *gasp* a pessimist now. She'll be fine, gimme a sec to figure out how it was caused.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

"I'm not just tolerating you," said X's avatar solemnly.

10 minutes ago, Nameless said:

Nameless snorted. "As if you had any better. How many narrators have you killed again?"

"Not many," said Y casually. "You'll be my first, in fact."

[NameIess]

Nameless laughed. "Such confidence for someone born only a few hours ago."

[xinoehp512 he/him]

"Why shouldn't I?" Y smiled dangerously. "I know exactly what I was made to do. And I'm going to do it."

[NameIess]

"Really? I thought you were made to be a counter to X. Not to kill narrators." Nameless casually swung Shar in a circle.

[Vapor she/her]

2 hours ago, Ashbringer said:

Schrodinger panicked and began trying to feed Vapid Revival Herbs.

She woke up and punched him in the face.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Y effortlessly blocked Shar with one air-sword and delivered a counterattack with the other. "I've expanded my repertoire," she said casually.

[Vapor she/her]

Z drops down from the sky and brandishes a lightning bolt

Because I can

[NameIess]

Nameless smiled, twisting one of her swords out of her grasp with Shar while simultaneously knocking her other blade aside with a casual shove of his hand. "You don't seem to have included sword fighting in your "expanded repertoire""

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Y's eyes flashed dangerously. "Don't be so sure about that," she said with a smirk.

With blinding speed, she reformed her sword and sliced at Nameless, blowing him backwards across the hard stone ground.

[NameIess]

Nameless blocked each blow with precision, carefully retreating before the onslaught. He knocked first one sword, then the other out of Y's hands, then stabbed Shar towards her leg.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Y narrowed her eyes and moved with impossible speed, dodging Nameless's blocks and knocking him back with intense hits from her blades.

[Vapor she/her]

Z stands there awkwardly. "Well, guess I'm not needed," she says, disappearing into the clouds.

[Ashbringer he/him]

31 minutes ago, Vapor said:

She woke up and punched him in the face.

Schrodinger comically flew 50 feet into the air, recovered mid-flight, then transformed back into SchrodinWither and started firing wither skulls at Y and Nameless.

Edit:

"Wait! Come back!" SchrodinWither yelled at the one called Z. 

Edited August 10, 2020 by Ashbringer

[Vapor she/her]

Vapid apologizes profusely and motions off to the side, where V struts in, holding her swords.

Z throws down a cloud

Edited August 10, 2020 by Vapor

[xinoehp512 he/him]

A cheese sandwich.

[NameIess]

Nameless knocked aside a blow from Y, then spun to send a wither skull back at SchrodinWither, before pulling back just in time to dodge a second blow from Y's blades. he retreated, focusing on defense, barely blocking and dodging the flurrying blows and explosive blasts.

[Vapor she/her]

V strides over to the chaos raging next to the group and steps in front of Y.

[NameIess]

Nameless held Shar warily, eyeing his new opponent. He yawned. "So I suppose I'll have to fight the both of you?" 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

10 minutes ago, Nameless said:

Nameless knocked aside a blow from Y, then spun to send a wither skull back at SchrodinWither, before pulling back just in time to dodge a second blow from Y's blades. he retreated, focusing on defense, barely blocking and dodging the flurrying blows and explosive blasts.

Y grunted. "Shadows, you're a tricky one." She flicked her blades, ringing them against Shar in an almost-melody.

[Vapor she/her]

4 minutes ago, Nameless said:

Nameless held Shar warily, eyeing his new opponent. He yawned. "So I suppose I'll have to fight the both of you?" 

"No. I am here to fight Y, for now. You will not have to fight me yet."