The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Mat he/him]

Destroyed the fabric of the space-time continuum. 

[Vapor she/her]

Vapid woke up really fast

[xinoehp512 he/him]

A thousand miles an hour, in fact.

[Vapor she/her]

And then she grabbed Melody by the arm.

[bruh she/her]

And yeeted melody 6 years into the future

[Vapor she/her]

Vapid stared at her hands, amazed by their strength.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

She decided to experiment.

[NameIess]

Nameless began teaching a new class; How to Fight a Wizard 101. He began with a basic overview of fighting wizards:

Rule #1:

Never fight a wizard head to head unless you have no choice, or they are really weak in close combat, can only do magic in calm situations, take a very long time to focus their energy, or if they have a weakness that you are exploiting.

Rule #2:

If you have to kill a wizard, assassination is the best method to do so. Be careful of magical traps and/or alarms, and do research into the capabilities of the wizard before attempting to assassinate them.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The students nodded thoughtfully as they tried to parse what Nameless had just said.

[NameIess]

Nameless asked them if they had any questions.

[Experience he/him]

One student raised their hand to ask a question.

Edit: That ninja tho

Edited August 7, 2020 by Experience

[NameIess]

Just now, Experience said:

Edit: That ninja tho

I'm totally not burning Atium. 

Nameless nodded. "Yes?"

[Experience he/him]

Realizing that in raising their hand, they had already asked a question, they decided they should get permission to ask the question that they had. So they asked, "Can I ask a question?" 

[NameIess]

Nameless sighed. "Yes you can."

[Experience he/him]

Seeing as the student had now asked two questions with only the consent for 1, they decided to play it safe and try again. "May I ask two questions?"

[NameIess]

Nameless checked his watch. "Actually, I'm afraid I have to go now, so I can't answer your questions. You may ask however many you want to, and I will try to answer them after I get back."

[Experience he/him]

I really want to god mod right now, but I will refrain. 

The student quickly gets up and walks next to Nameless as they leave the room, trying to decide how they should best use their two questions. After some careful consideration they say, "Are you a Wizard?"

[NameIess]

Nameless returned to the class, using his narratorial powers to see into the past. "Ahh. Good question. No, I am not a wizard. I am a narrator, something that is, in my humble opinion, far stronger than all but the greatest of wizards."

[xinoehp512 he/him]

"You give wizards too much credit," said X's avatar. 

[NameIess]

19 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

"You give wizards too much credit," said X's avatar. 

"Do I? would you perhaps wish to tell me why, exactly you think I give them too much credit? Do you happen to know the most dangerous type of wizard, perhaps?"

[Ashbringer he/him]

Schrodinger still had his notifications messed up, but he volunteered that the most dangerous type of wizard was Dragon type.

[NameIess]

"The most dangerous type of wizard is not the dragon wizards. It is illusionist wizards. They could make an army burn their own capital to the ground while still thinking they were defeating their enemies. They could make a wizard slaughter innocents thinking they were horrible monsters. Even a narrator could be fooled."

[xinoehp512 he/him]

"A Narrator could just revert whatever happened," pointed out X's avatar.

[Mat he/him]

A Narrator poofs into existence and undo's what X's avatar just said.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Narrator X files a formal complaint with the Council and executes said Narrator.