The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Channelknight Fadran]

Now stuck in the heavens, Author Fadran must find a way to entertain himself.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Hello, said an invisible voice to Fadran. Welcome to... well, wherever 'here' is.

Edited July 29, 2020 by xinoehp512

[NameIess]

"A.C., what is your ruling? Are we in agreement?"

@Rosharan A.C.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Narrator X was happy that the balance of the world had been restored.

[NameIess]

Author          was happy that Nameless had decided not to solve this problem by killing everyone invlolved.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Narrator X politely requested the Author to return to the background.

[NameIess]

Nameless asked X who he was talking to.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Narrator X explained the situation.

[NameIess]

Nameless nodded, then told X not to worry about it.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Narrator X reminded Nameless that it was his job to worry about such things.

[NameIess]

Nameless asked X what his job was, exactly.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Narrator X explained it in great detail.

[NameIess]

Nameless nodded wisely.

[Channelknight Fadran]

Once upon a time, Fadran decided to start a story in the most cliche way possible.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

A.C. interrupted Fadran's story for just a moment.

59 minutes ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

Truthless shrugged. “You know, I’m on mobile, so I don’t even see signatures. It makes no difference to me. Gary, what do you think?”

Gary only gave Truthless a stony look.

 

39 minutes ago, Nameless said:

"A.C., what is your ruling? Are we in agreement?"

@Rosharan A.C.

A.C. made Truthless and Gary his official advisers. In other words, he took their suggestions very seriously.

He turned to Nameless and X. "I say... that what you say... is what I say." anyone get the reference? "Let it be known henceforth that Drama, daughter of someone, daughter of someone else, is hereby sentenced to public service on TLT! Your sentence begins with cleaning up these llamas!"

He then lets Fadran continue, intrigued.

Edited July 29, 2020 by Rosharan A.C.

[Channelknight Fadran]

Fadran clears his throat.

"Once upon a time, @DramaQueen was sentenced to community service."

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

Just now, Channelknight Fadran said:

Fadran clears his throat.

"Once upon a time, @DramaQueen was sentenced to community service."

She summoned her ostrich to scare the llamas away.

[NameIess]

Nameless decided to use his authority as a council member to make another beginning.

 

It was a dark and light morning. The overlord of Pallus was unhappy as usual.

[Channelknight Fadran]

Pallus's most trusted advisor, Not-Fadran, hands him a grape. "What is it that you desire, my lord?"

[Ashbringer he/him]

Schrodinger used his powers to let both plots continue simultaneously.

Schrodinger was sad that a rock named Gary was included in the council instead of him when he'd realitied the council into existence, but figured that the sentence was a just one.

Schrodinger continued the story. "After summoning the ostrich, Drama was given a quest to face the Overlord Pallus, an insane man with a tragic backstory who had the ability to talk for thirty minutes straight without stopping to breathe."

Edited July 29, 2020 by Ashbringer

[xinoehp512 he/him]

2 minutes ago, DramaQueen said:

She summoned her ostrich to scare the llamas away.

But alongside her ostrich appeared a strange fellow.

[Ashbringer he/him]

Schrodinger summoned a genie and wished that people would please stop ninja'ing each other.

[NameIess]

Just now, Ashbringer said:

Schrodinger was sad that a rock named Gary was included in the council instead of him when he'd realitied the council into existence, but figured that the sentence was a just one.

Nameless groaned. "Gary is not on the council. The current votes stand thus: Truthless: 1 for, 1 against. Gary: 1 against. Gary is not on the council. I would change my vote on Truthless if he had a running partner that was unable to be manipulated so easily. (ie, not and NPC or narrator of Truthless')."

[xinoehp512 he/him]

As official leader of the council, Narrator X declared the matter settled and encouraged people to get on with the story.

3 minutes ago, Ashbringer said:

Schrodinger summoned a genie and wished that people would please stop ninja'ing each other.

Ninjas took the genie down.

Edited July 29, 2020 by xinoehp512

[Ashbringer he/him]

Schrodinger put in a petition to be part of the council he'd founded in the first place.