The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

Then Gerald tried to eat Truthwatcher, but realized that he is vegetarian, so spit Truthwatcher out. 

Edited July 28, 2020 by Bearer of all agonies

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Gerald was bonked over the head by the non-canon ninja.

[NameIess]

The non-canon ninja then proceeded to take over the world.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

For a billionth of a second

[Silva]

A not at all negligible amount of time.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Enough to build a giant statue in his honor.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

MADE OF FRANCIUM!

[Ashbringer he/him]

Schrodinger noticed a very large energy source coming from Earth... again.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It was the statue melting.

[Channelknight Fadran]

Author F points out Xino's double-post

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

It clearly marked the splitting of the universe.

[Ashbringer he/him]

Schrodinger was glad that he could see the futures of all the universes.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Narrator X inquired into F's honorific.

[Ashbringer he/him]

Schrodinger had a sense of déjà vu again.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Of having had deja vu.

[Channelknight Fadran]

F is confused.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

X inquired into the cause of his confusion.

[Channelknight Fadran]

Dunno. He just is.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

X repeated his question regarding F's honorific.

[NameIess]

Nameless solved the problem by killing everybody.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Conscriptor Deus explanavat interpretationem Conscriptoris esse ens altiorem quam pronuntiator. Conscriptores non interfantur cum Longissimus Licum normativum

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Truthless didn’t understand, but pretended he did.

[NameIess]

11 minutes ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

Truthless didn’t understand

Neither did google translate

Nameless ignored the gibberish and continued killing everyone.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Everyone was annoyed at Nameless.

[NameIess]

But Everyone was dead, and Nameless wasn't afraid of Cognitive shadows.