The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

And drop it into a ocean.

[+Doomstick he/him]

At least it wasn’t Oganesson

[Mist she/her]

Or sodium.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Except Francium is way worse than sodium, as it is much more reactive, as it is 5 periods down in the alkali metal group, and it’s stablest isotope lasts for has a half life of 22 minutes, a macroscopic amount of it would vaporize itself because of decay.
Oganesson has a half life of .89 milliseconds so BOOM

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

This was all too much for Salad to comprehend, so they invented a new element: 17thShardium.

[theTruthshaper]

56 minutes ago, The Last Post said:

Except Francium is way worse than sodium, as it is much more reactive, as it is 5 periods down in the alkali metal group, and it’s stablest isotope lasts for has a half life of 22 minutes, a macroscopic amount of it would vaporize itself because of decay.
Oganesson has a half life of .89 milliseconds so BOOM

Also, Francium explodes on contact with water, spreadind radioactivity everywhere. So... everybody is now dead.

[Silva]

Fortunately, the element of 17thShardium managed to counteract all of that. 

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

An odd side effect, however, was that ninjas ran around everywhere, whispering parts of people’s conversations long after they needed to be said.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

They were nicknamed echo ninjas.

[Kings_way he/they]

They all served a single Amazon Echo.

[Emi she/her]

I’m not sure if thy this is good decision to join this thread as it’s more less as notificationfull as TLPW. 

And they liked eating pizza
 

[Kings_way he/they]

They attempted to feed Alexa Pizza.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

She was pleasantly surprised.

[Emi she/her]

But she liked pizza too, so when they asked her if she wants some she said: “yes.”

[xinoehp512 he/him]

So they brought out all their surplus.

[Emi she/her]

And after eating all of this they got very full

[Shard of Reading he/him]

They decided to find something for dessert. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But all the brownies were gone.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

So they got cookies

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Oatmeal raisin cookies.

[Emi she/her]

But while eating those they felt like something was wrong

[xinoehp512 he/him]

In fact, there was.

[Emi she/her]

Cookies were spiked!

[xinoehp512 he/him]

With orange juice.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

One of the ninjas was allergic to orange juice.