The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Mist she/her]

Well, already eaten avocados. At least avacadoes tended to migrate in groups. 
Yes, I know avocados are vegetables. Randomness is fun! 

 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But the orcas had a different plan for the avocados.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

They planned to challenge them to a rap battle!

Edited July 7, 2020 by Truthless of Shinovar

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Then a wrap battle.

[Mist she/her]

With chicken. 

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

But not just any chicken.

[+Doomstick he/him]

A chicken.... scout!

[Wind he/him]

Who loves to eat chickens and was given this task to try to distract him

Edited July 7, 2020 by A Windrunner

[xinoehp512 he/him]

From his impending doom.

[Mist she/her]

There was an asteroid descending.

[Kings_way he/they]

The asteroid was made of avocados.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

The orcas heard it coming, but no one believed them.

[Kings_way he/they]

Except for the chicken scouts.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

They had taken the proper measures to avoid destruction. Including but not limited to...

[Kings_way he/they]

Amassing a collection of avocados in a scale model of urithiru

I like avocados 

[Shard of Reading he/him]

And building a bunker out of the leftover avocados

Good Decision @Kings_way

[Silva]

It was a very small bunker, breadmunk-sized.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

As in, it was large enough for a wealthy family of breadmunks to live in.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

*hears bunker*

AND SO A BUNKER PARTY HAPPENED.

[AonEne he/him]

There was a bunker under Ene's bed.

Anyone gonna get this highly specific inside joke? Probably not. I'm making it anyway.

[+Doomstick he/him]

It was a bunk bed

is that the joke?

[Silva]

The breadmunks swarmed to the party.

[Kings_way he/they]

There was a breadmunk sized disco ball and little breadmunk sized snacks.

what's a breadmunk? I've been writing this as if they were some kind of rodent.

Edited July 9, 2020 by Kings_way

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Narrator X wisely explained the nature of breadmunks.

They're chipmunks made of bread. Highly energetic from being literally made of carbohydrates.

[+Doomstick he/him]

They decided to create a visible amount of francium