The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[BringerOfLight]

They built it from stale marshmellows, mustard, cobblestones, and crem.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It worked astonishingly well.

[Edgedancer_of_spirits]

Until Honor’s perpendicularity sucked it up.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Causing ectoplasm to spill into the Spiritual Realm.

[BringerOfLight]

As it fell through, it gained the washing machine sentience.

What's up with all these inanimate objects gaining sentience?

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It became a perfected version of itself.

[Edgedancer_of_spirits]

The washing machine challenged an honorspren to a battle.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It trapped it in its internal cylinder.

[Mat he/him]

And spun it around reeeeeally fast.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Causing it to chuck its lunch.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

The washing machine spit the honorspren out in disgust.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It staggered away, looking distinctly cyan.

[Edgedancer_of_spirits]

And soon collapsed into a pool of gelatin.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Oddly similar to ectoplasm.

[Edgedancer_of_spirits]

The Ghostbejewelers stepped through.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Accidentally treading on the washing machine.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

But that was irrelevant. 

Edited June 19, 2020 by Truthless of Shinovar

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Because what they were really there for was...

[Edgedancer_of_spirits]

To sell their Stormlight for money. Ghost compatible materials don’t come cheap.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

They were carrying a couple of incredibly souped-up gemstones.

[Edgedancer_of_spirits]

Suddenly a rogue Cryptic jumped them!

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Making a sound rather like a largish kazoo!

[Edgedancer_of_spirits]

It was, coincidentally, the largish kazoos’ mating call!

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Which was unfortunate, as there were several largish kazoos in the vicinity!

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

They started to hum agressively. They knew a fake when they heard it.