The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[theTruthshaper]

However, the salamanders used the distraction to attack.

So no one likes The Witcher here, huh?

[Shard of Reading he/him]

It turned him into avacado.

[BringerOfLight]

The avocado made angry avocado noises.

[Silva]

That is to say, it made no noise at all.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

I've heard of Geralt of Rivia: I don't know who this Geralt of Riveria chap is. (Except that he's an avacado now.)

Dr Who Octopus put it in his refrigerator and turned to face the salamanders.

Edited June 11, 2020 by xinoehp512

[theTruthshaper]

Watcher takes out a few pieces of bread and a knife to make an avocado sandwich.

Edit: Ninja'd, also I have never actually played the witcher, 

Edited June 11, 2020 by The_Truthwatcher

[Shard of Reading he/him]

He gave the avocado to the salamanders to appease their leader.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Dr Who Octopus was annoyed that Watcher stole his avocado.

[Silva]

He bought a new one from the store as revenge.

[theTruthshaper]

Wait, what happened to the avocado?

If I have it:

Watcher happily eats his avocado sandwich, while the salamanders look at him angrily.

I am confused now. I keep getting ninja'd

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The salamanders were very confused, as they'd held the avocado only moments before.

They stole Dr Who Octopus's avocado, just in case.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Slowly it morphed into a guacamole monster.

[theTruthshaper]

"Ah, good", says Watcher, taking out some nachos "Does anybody else want some?"

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The guacamole monster ate the salamanders.

[theTruthshaper]

The Watcher eats the guacamole monster with his nachos.

[BringerOfLight]

The screaming chickens eat the Watcher with THEIR nachos.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Then the Void opened up and swallowed them up. Nebula clapped his hands. “Oh, what fun.”

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

That shark came and ate the Void. It wasn’t very filling.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

So he decided to go find forty-eleven fish.

[Mat he/him]

He trekked across the world day and night.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Becoming a land shark.

[Silva]

Land sharks were mythical beings.

[BringerOfLight]

Meanwhile, Forty Eleven Fish was on a hunting trip. It was hunting for sharks.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

With a potato gun.

[Jaywalk he/him]

And a supersized mousetrap.