The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[theTruthshaper]

"Ah, good, I don't think you can time travel in the cosmere."

Edited June 11, 2020 by The_Truthwatcher

[Mat he/him]

A fact to which the laws of the universe agreed with, sparingly. 

[BringerOfLight]

6 hours ago, Lunamor said:

Basically it's still a continuing story, but people (including me) are quite fond of shoving the current plot off of its tracks and into a lava pit filled with chainsaw wielding sharks (both metaphorically and literally). 

Edit: Ninja'd

Light shoves the Current Plot into a lava pit filled with chainsaw wielding sharks.

[theTruthshaper]

The chainsaw wielding sharks do not like the plot. They rise into the air, swimming towards Light.

[Jaywalk he/him]

“Would you like to hear our stand-up routine?” they asked.

[theTruthshaper]

Watcher points out that sharks cannot stand. They are now understandably furious.

[Mat he/him]

Which is a clever pun- they cannot understand why they cannot stand under Light. The Pun-Lords are most pleased.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

So they threw their chainsaws at Light.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But they missed and hit the sky by mistake.

[Mat he/him]

22 hours ago, Shard of Reading said:

I got windrunner as did my sister who I forced to take the test.

I got Windrunner, but my sister who I forced to take the test got Edgedancer

Edit: Nice ninja Xino  

Soon there were chickens everywhere screaming that the sky was falling.

Edited June 11, 2020 by Matrim's_Dice

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Because a chunk of it had come loose.

[BringerOfLight]

Light stood, peacefully watching the chainsaw sharks massacre the screaming chickens.

#1 sentence of 2020^

 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Dr Who Octopus recruited the chainsaw sharks to destroy his mortal enemies, the salamanders.

[BringerOfLight]

Unfortunately, the sharks WERE the salamanders in disguise- and they were the ones who had caused the sky to start falling. Chaos ensued.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Dr Octopus used the pieces of sky to make a new weapon.

[Mat he/him]

The sharks that were actually salamanders turned on Dr Who Octopus who was not in fact an actual octopus but Doc Oc from Spiderman's cousin. The weapon was rendered useless by the salamanders

[Jaywalk he/him]

So Dr Who Octopus threw up his tentacles and walked away.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

He went into accounting.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But there he met his archnemesis, Gerald the Squid.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

He challenged Gerald to a duel.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Gerald was too apathetic to care.

[theTruthshaper]

But not too apathetic. He calls his namesake, Geralt of Riveria over.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Riveria challenged him to a duel

[Mat he/him]

Dr Who Octopus immediately brought out his weapon that had failed against the salamanders in hopes that Riveria would not be so annoying

[xinoehp512 he/him]

To his delight, it worked.