[OB] Shipping Predictions (Super Cereal)

[Leyrann]

9 minutes ago, Harbour said:

Kaladin will be alone cause he need no one cause he has Sylgirl.

Oh, now that you mention that...

Yeah, I'm predicting that. Syl is gonna figure out how to fully enter the physical realm and then we're gonna see if a human and a spren can get children.

[Steeldancer he/him]

6 minutes ago, Fifth of Daybreak said:

I was more going this direction. 

That might be one of the weirdest premises for a romance movie I've ever seen. Also, I fail to see how any satisfying conclusion could be accomplished... Unless... Yeah... That would be weird. 

[Toaster Retribution he/him]

1 minute ago, Fifth of Daybreak said:

Keanu Reeves

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lake_House_(film)

Storms! I can't ship Keanu with Mraize. He'll have to go with King T.

[Fifth of Daybreak he/him]

Just now, Steeldancer said:

That might be one of the weirdest premises for a romance movie I've ever seen. Also, I fail to see how any satisfying conclusion could be accomplished... Unless... Yeah... That would be weird. 

The ending story arc is Shallan learning to love herself again. Audio cue audience "awww." Lights fade to black. End Scene.

[What's a Seawolf?]

18 minutes ago, Fifth of Daybreak said:

Don't think. Feel.

No mating.

[Fifth of Daybreak he/him]

Just now, What's a Seawolf? said:

No mating.

That's pretty well implied in this scenario. I broke @Steeldancer trying to think about it.

[Harbour he/him]

Also i predict the pairing thread will be the biggest one in the entire OB spoiler section. in Gandalf voice Prepare for battle.

Edited November 13, 2017 by Harbour

[StormingTexan he/him]

Trying to keep up with Shallan and all her personas love triangles make my head hurt so I will leave her alone. 

Renarin and Malata 

Edited November 13, 2017 by StormingTexan

[Fifth of Daybreak he/him]

Jasnah and Iaial. 

[Harbour he/him]

27 minutes ago, StormingTexan said:

Trying to keep up with Shallan and all her personas love triangles make my head hurt so I will leave her alone. 

Renarin and Malata 

Now thats the ship! Just imagine their dynamic.

[StormingTexan he/him]

1 minute ago, Harbour said:

Now thats the ship! Just imagine their dynamic.

I think an older women (Dustbringer) could get Renarin out of his shell (See what I did there?). 

[Salkara]

1 minute ago, Harbour said:

Now thats the ship! Just imagine their dynamic.

Renarin: Hi, some people think I'm weird. Others think I'm creepy.

Malata: Dalinar is weirded out by my smile, and yeah, Shallan doesn't like me either.

[Renarin grips his fidget box tightly]

...Yup, I can see it. This is a good one.

[The One Who Connects he/him]

54 minutes ago, Leyrann said:

then we're gonna see if a human and a spren can get children.

You'll be unhappy.

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Q: Can somene be born half-parshnedi or maybe even half-spren?
 
A: The Horneaters and the Herdazians are both descendants of Parshendi/human interbreeding. Spren do not reproduce biologically. As such, the term "half-spren" is basically meaningless. You could argue that the Parshendi, when bonded to spren, are part spren--as are many creatures on Roshar, if they have a spren symbiosis.

[Leyrann]

Just now, The One Who Connects said:

You'll be unhappy.

Typically, spren aren't fully in the physical world, though. I mean, if you can move your hand through a spren, then that spren isn't actually made out of particles. If you would have a spren that is made out of particles, then things might be different.

[The One Who Connects he/him]

9 minutes ago, Leyrann said:

Typically, spren aren't fully in the physical world, though. I mean, if you can move your hand through a spren, then that spren isn't actually made out of particles. If you would have a spren that is made out of particles, then things might be different.

In the CR, Spren are physical enough to be spiked. Spoiler for Size

Spoiler

Brandon Sanderson

Yes, you could steal the Investiture of a Spren. Any Investiture can be used in a spike if you know what you’re doing. It’s actually not that hard to use one on a Spren.

Oversleep

Because I thought you said Hemalurgy needs moving blood.

Brandon Sanderson

It needs, uh, yeah… there are places where Spren have more physical form, more tangible form.

Questioner

The Cognitive Realm on Roshar?

Brandon Sanderson

Yeah, if you go to the Cognitive Realm on Roshar the Spren act differently than they do.

Oversleep

So you could spike in the Cognitive Realm?

Brandon Sanderson

Yeah I’ll leave a RAFO with you on that. That’s your fifth one. So there are ways to get any Investiture into Hemalurgy if you know what you’re doing.

I'm also aware that he said that Spren don't reproduce biologically, not that they can't. However, Brandon following that up with "As such, the term half-spren is basically meaningless." should be clear enough.

Edited November 13, 2017 by The One Who Connects

[Harbour he/him]

19 minutes ago, Salkara said:

Renarin: Hi, some people think I'm weird. Others think I'm creepy.

Malata: Dalinar is weirded out by my smile, and yeah, Shallan doesn't like me either.

[Renarin grips his fidget box tightly]

...Yup, I can see it. This is a good one.

My imagination just draw the Malata/Renarin scene with Malata encouraging him screaming "Weirder! Weirder!"

[MPHRD]

Pattern + Adolin. 100%. Patterdin.

[Varenus]

Shallan and Yalb.....Oh wait.....That ship sank.

Edited November 13, 2017 by Varenus

[Fifth of Daybreak he/him]

6 minutes ago, Varenus said:

Shallan and Yalb.....Oh wait.....That ship sank.

Double pun should get double upvotes. Why cruel world!?!?!?!

[duladen he/him]

1 hour ago, StormingTexan said:

Trying to keep up with Shallan and all her personas love triangles make my head hurt so I will leave her alone. 

Renarin and Malata 

Renarin + Malata = Renata

Renata is a real name. Ship confirmed.

[Harbour he/him]

Malarin sounds beautiful.

[Leyrann]

8 hours ago, duladen said:

Renarin + Malata = Renata

Renata is a real name. Ship confirmed.

And it's got the same root as my own name. Double confirmed!

[Steeldancer he/him]

And here we see the death of SHALLADIN. 

It was nice, but yeah.

[Brightlord M. Alhstrom he/him]

On 11/13/2017 at 10:53 AM, Salkara said:

Venladin (Venli and Kaladin).
Of the many reasons for Kaladin's time with the escaped parshment, one is so obscure, it's almost like it's not even there. He's going to have feelings for Venli. He's starting to see the listeners as people. He's empathizing with them. He's going to help lead and protect them, just like Kevin Costner in Dances with Wolves, Zak in FernGully, and Jake Sully in Avatar. In doing so, he'll help redeem one Parshendi who has been broken by her ambition. Kaladin may hate lighteyes, but that's not going to be a problem in this relationship. The WoB everyone will want is whether their children will look more Horneater or Herdazian. RAFO!

Now that the book is out, can I revive this ship? I mean, Venli is now a Knight Radiant, and Kaladin's connection with the Listeners/Singers just makes this seem all the more likely.

[FuzzyWordsmith]

I'm calling it. StickXHoid. Here's the thing. Hoid is many people. But the stick is a stick. They are the perfect pair. Between them, they have the chops for any situation. Besides, do you have any idea how much Hoid could learn from the stick. He is not a stick. But the Stick is a Stick. They could spend hours of philosophical discourse on being a stick, and in the end, Hoid can learn the one disguise he has never truly mastered: Being a stick. How do we know he hasn't mastered it? Because he is not a stick. Together, they can overthrow the shards, combine the power into the only vessel who deserves to handle it, and give people their new, perfect god:

STICKDONALSIUM