Anarkitty she/her Posted October 22, 2017 Posted October 22, 2017 14 minutes ago, Steeldancer said: I don't think I would loot too much though. Besides a grocery store. I might accidentally leave some nasty things for some of the people I really hate, for when they get back... LOL I think you have some rage issues, sweetie. My mama says she wants to be cremated when she dies. She wants us to spread her ashes in the yards of people she hates so they can't get rid of her. You reminded me of her just a bit with this post... I am pragmatic enough to join in the stealing. *shrug* I've always wondered why the comic book super heroes need day jobs because I surely wouldn't. But otherwise, I can't think of a lot that I'd need the privacy of being the only person on the planet to do.
Mestiv he/him Posted October 22, 2017 Posted October 22, 2017 14 hours ago, Steeldancer said: I can't believe none of the rest of you want your hands on Sandersons stuff. I can't teleport to USA so that's just not an option
Steeldancer he/him Posted October 22, 2017 Posted October 22, 2017 12 hours ago, Anarkitty said: LOL I think you have some rage issues, sweetie. My mama says she wants to be cremated when she dies. She wants us to spread her ashes in the yards of people she hates so they can't get rid of her. You reminded me of her just a bit with this post... I am pragmatic enough to join in the stealing. *shrug* I've always wondered why the comic book super heroes need day jobs because I surely wouldn't. But otherwise, I can't think of a lot that I'd need the privacy of being the only person on the planet to do. I don't hate a lot of people. But a few people I just despise. As for a superhero day jobs, they still need to support themselves. It's not like superman can just go get groceries for free.
Shqueeves Posted October 22, 2017 Posted October 22, 2017 3 minutes ago, Steeldancer said: I don't hate a lot of people. But a few people I just despise. As for a superhero day jobs, they still need to support themselves. It's not like superman can just go get groceries for free. Anything is free if you take it without paying
Steeldancer he/him Posted October 22, 2017 Posted October 22, 2017 16 minutes ago, Shqueeves said: Anything is free if you take it without paying I don't see superman stealing groceries
Shqueeves Posted October 22, 2017 Posted October 22, 2017 2 minutes ago, Steeldancer said: I don't see superman stealing groceries Not stealing, just asking for them and convincing the grocery store to give them to him on a consistent basis. But his fortress of loneliness might have done weird alien tech that makes food for him
Steeldancer he/him Posted October 22, 2017 Posted October 22, 2017 1 minute ago, Shqueeves said: Not stealing, just asking for them and convincing the grocery store to give them to him on a consistent basis. But his fortress of loneliness might have done weird alien tech that makes food for him He has a family now... and I just don't see it. Sorry. Superman doesn't steal. He's all about the American way, after all.
Shqueeves Posted October 22, 2017 Posted October 22, 2017 4 minutes ago, Steeldancer said: He has a family now... and I just don't see it. Sorry. Superman doesn't steal. He's all about the American way, after all. It doesn't stop his building of isolation from having tech to make food for him.
Sparkrunner he/him Posted October 22, 2017 Posted October 22, 2017 This looks like a good topic. I would fly to Provo, enter a certain house, look for hidden drawers, find what I was looking for, then read Oathbringer and all the work so far on Dragonsteel. I might also make myself a sandwich. 2
mattig89ch he/him Posted November 1, 2017 Posted November 1, 2017 Worry, I think. If I knew everyone was going to be back in the very near future, maybe find myself a house and lay claim to it? But that's the only thing I can think if being able to do on my own.
Kaymyth she/her Posted November 2, 2017 Posted November 2, 2017 Sigh. Probably run around like mad, making sure all of my friends' pets get fed. There is nothing sadder than hungry furbabies. 3
+ElephantEarwax he/him Posted April 27, 2018 Posted April 27, 2018 Sorry for the necro but this seemed fun. I would probably also get a copy of Sanderson's work. Then I would loot and get money. The I would do stupid stuff, either set traps for people, or open doors, including prisons. Put locks on the guard doors. Lock lots of doors now that I'm thinking.
Kidpen he/him Posted April 27, 2018 Posted April 27, 2018 Knowing me, I would lay around depressed that I am not getting any more notifications on the shard. 2
Wolven he/him Posted May 1, 2018 Posted May 1, 2018 On 10/21/2017 at 8:59 AM, Draginon said: So looks like most of us will be criminals and steal stuff Is it really being a criminal though when there is no one else in the world?
Wolven he/him Posted May 1, 2018 Posted May 1, 2018 (edited) First thing is to probably lay my hands on the most powerful gaming computer I can find. Your all going the wrong way though with the Sanderson stuff. I would find his computer, and install a hack that not only let's me read all his current secrets, but lets me see everything he writes in the future. Don't worry, I won't spoil anything for anyone else though. And I would still buy a copy of his books when they come out, because his amazing work deserves recompense. Hmm, other than those two things, I am totally on board with planting things in people's houses whom I despise. There are a few people at my place of work who really abuse their authority and should not have their jobs. Yes, I know, I am a terrible person, but I can live with that. Edited May 1, 2018 by Wolven
SilverTiger she/her Posted May 4, 2018 Posted May 4, 2018 One of two options: 1 Do things like steal stuff (a laptop, new iPhone, some books...), and other fun things. 2 Panic and hide in my bed, waiting for my parents and sister to reappear. The second's probably more likely... 1
The Thinking Herald he/him Posted May 5, 2018 Posted May 5, 2018 I'd probably figure out how to hack into computers, do so to GRRM's, Sanderson's, and Rothfuss's computers and install un-trackable spyware to read all their forthcoming novels. Or I could freak out and panic.
CrazyRioter she/her Posted June 28, 2018 Posted June 28, 2018 Steal a Nintendo Switch and a bunch of games probably. 1
Niteshado he/him Posted June 28, 2018 Posted June 28, 2018 1. Raid gamestop and bestbuy for the best gaming setup i could optain. (TV's, Monitors, Surround Sound setup, ect) 2. steal a lot of candy...like a lot.... 3. stock a warehouse full of doors i stole off peoples houses 4. There are currently a lot of streets i want to drift on..so id spend a lot of the day drifting.
Zelly Posted July 2, 2018 Posted July 2, 2018 If it was impossible for me to get injured, I'd do a lot of crazy stuff like skydive without a parachute. I....think I'd be really bad at looting. Even if it wasn't hurting anyone, I'd have serious guilt gnawing at me every time I used whatever I had taken. Probably end up trying to return it somehow. Stupid guilt. I'd travel. Free airfare, no tourist lines? Oh yeah. Explore off limit places, see what secrets they held. Probably run around my street naked, just cause I could?
Walin he/him Posted July 9, 2018 Posted July 9, 2018 If I don’t know everyone is coming back the next day...I’d probably just try to figure out a “schedule for the end of society.” Trying to find the nearest grain silos, etc. stuff that doesn’t need maintenance that stores necessities, that sort of thing. But that’d probably happen after the first month. Looting and videogaming it is.
+Sorana she/her Posted July 9, 2018 Posted July 9, 2018 Assuming everybody will be back again and I don't have to prepare for surviving in my own: I'll take a plane to the beach with a good book in my pocket and spend the day reading. No tourists around, nobody wants to sell me anything and no work.
Totally_Not_A_Worldhopper she/her Posted July 12, 2018 Posted July 12, 2018 Steal every interesting book I can find, and lots of cookies/cake/sweets, then sit by the beach/in the park (depends on the time of year) reading and eating.
Life&Death Posted August 15, 2018 Posted August 15, 2018 Probably walk into the government’s most secure compounds and download all classified information onto a flash drive. Then probably get a car, boat, jet, helicopter, loot as much gold and priceless artifacts as I could, steal enough money to buy a mansion, a penthouse, and Apple. Then fill said mansion and penthouse with all my gold and priceless artifacts, steal a supercomputer, and discover whether or not aliens really crashed in Area 51, if the earth is flat, the krabby patty secret recipe, and other secrets the government doesn’t want us to know.
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