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101 members have voted

  1. 1. Over or under?

    • Over
      89
    • Under
      12


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Posted
10 minutes ago, Shqueeves said:

@Chaos @Renegade you guys are outnumbered 41 to 2 (with several people who are neutral). I may not know much about math, but you guys seem incredibly outvoted

That is because you are uncultured plebians who do not know The Way(tm).

Posted

Well society tends to be decided by the majority, or the minority in power. I will admit that you have power, but I think that in this case the majority probably decides the policy.

And it's 45 to 2 now.

Posted
2 hours ago, Chaos said:

I'm a man and I literally have no idea what you're even trying to refer to. 

You see as you are undoubtedly aware, we men stand up to urinate. As such we reach down to the roll of toilet paper instead of up from a sitting position. When the toilet paper comes from under, it presents a challenge to the action of tearing, creating a situation in which we are forced to bend and stretch in many unnatural and uncomfortable ways. And don't tell me you don't use a square when you pee you heathen.

Just try it once, you'll never go back.

 

 

Okay that got weird. It's late and I may have had a beer or two. I'll see myself out now.

Posted
4 hours ago, Chaos said:

Under is the True Way.

Join The Way. 

Open Tabs. Toilet paper under.

The Way!

Crap. I just realized I agreed with Chaos on this...

Does that mean Under is the way of the Dark Side?

Posted

Under...all the way...if ur reading while on the toilet u need to be able to use one hand...and that takes leverage!!!

Posted

Of course when at home tissues our always preferred...just gotta be extra careful during allergy season to make sure the soft creamy ones don’t make their way to the bathroom-using those are gross (if ur sensory like me)

Posted

Over, unless I have a cat who likes unrolling the toilet paper.  I had one for several years that ANY TP in the over position was fully unrolled the next time our back was turned, so it was under until she was gone.

Posted

Current runnings show a 90/10% split in favor of Over.

Face it @Chaos, your little cult of The Way cannot stand in the face of unicorn magic!

Posted
14 hours ago, Chaos said:

I've never accidentally touched the wall with under. That's a nonissue!

Or is it a .... non-tissue?

 

I'll show myself out...

Posted
5 minutes ago, The Invested Beard said:

You can't just roll in here with such a paper thin pun. Good day sir.

That's a tearible argument! 

Posted
1 hour ago, Mulk said:

Over, unless I have a cat who likes unrolling the toilet paper.  I had one for several years that ANY TP in the over position was fully unrolled the next time our back was turned, so it was under until she was gone.

 This is why I'm an under fellow. Like any body with a soul, I like cats and hope to have more around me. 

Posted
1 minute ago, TheOrlionThatComesBefore said:

 This is why I'm an under fellow. Like any body with a soul, I like cats and hope to have more around me. 

I've three right now but none of them are interested in TP.  I don't know why.  So I leave it as is for now.

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