Condensation she/her Posted December 16, 2020 Posted December 16, 2020 4 minutes ago, Ookla the Sarcastic said: I really hope so too. 2020, as a whole Reveal hidden contents Hide contents Hide contents Hide contents Hide contents Hide contents Hide contents AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Spoiler *screaming* I feel that, though.
Shard of Reading he/him Posted December 16, 2020 Posted December 16, 2020 Sooo.... I figure that this isn't an actual book, but why not? @Ookla the Channelknight Iconar Collective Spoiler Corrin Spoiler Teenager shows grown men that they suck at fighting. Also he can fire bend. Dain Spoiler General demotes himself and fights with demons in his sleep Please remind me what that girl at the university's name is! Spoiler Potential earthbender goes to school to learn about atoms and has friend who likes to make stuff explode. Spoiler Sorry, I wanted to do this before I forgot about it, and I can't seem to remember her name! I know it's something like Aurora? That sounds right, but I don't know if that's what it actually is, so I'm not going to put it down. 1
Channelknight Fadran Posted December 16, 2020 Posted December 16, 2020 Just now, Ookla the Bored said: Sooo.... I figure that this isn't an actual book, but why not? @Ookla the Channelknight Iconar Collective Reveal hidden contents Corrin Reveal hidden contents Teenager shows grown men that they suck at fighting. Also he can fire bend. Dain Reveal hidden contents General demotes himself and fights with demons in his sleep Please remind me what that girl at the university's name is! Hide contents Potential earthbender goes to school to learn about atoms and has friend who likes to make stuff explode. Hide contents Sorry, I wanted to do this before I forgot about it, and I can't seem to remember her name! I know it's something like Aurora? That sounds right, but I don't know if that's what it actually is, so I'm not going to put it down. How does one react to this... Ah. I know.
BreezeCauthon he/him Posted December 16, 2020 Posted December 16, 2020 59 minutes ago, Ookla the Sarcastic said: 2020, as a whole Hide contents Hide contents Hide contents Hide contents Hide contents Hide contents Hide contents AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Frankly, I think 2020 as a whole could be summed up by one of those gosh-awful spoiler pyramids that just have nothing at the end. 2
Condensation she/her Posted December 16, 2020 Posted December 16, 2020 Ugh, I hate those. Yeah, that´s probably true.
TheMothLord she/her Posted December 17, 2020 Posted December 17, 2020 hollow knight Spoiler fork man shoves moth into his child. everything goes wrong 1
Spren of Kindness she/her Posted December 19, 2020 Posted December 19, 2020 The Mandalorian season two Spoiler Single dad struggles to find his child a good preschool, has unwittingly gathered an army of very tough aunts for said child. 1
BreezeCauthon he/him Posted December 19, 2020 Posted December 19, 2020 Pride and Prejudice Spoiler Introverted dude proposes to girl, gets rejected, she changes her mind, they both stalk each other a bit, and then everyone lives happily ever after Sense and Sensibility Spoiler Sensible (but secretly heartsick) older sister has to deal with overdramatic younger sister's breakup drama Northanger Abbey Spoiler Girl goes on vacation, forms baseless conspiracy theory involving boyfriend's dad 5
Condensation she/her Posted December 22, 2020 Posted December 22, 2020 On 12/19/2020 at 0:36 PM, BreezeCauthon said: Pride and Prejudice Reveal hidden contents Introverted dude proposes to girl, gets rejected, she changes her mind, they both stalk each other a bit, and then everyone lives happily ever after Sense and Sensibility Reveal hidden contents Sensible (but secretly heartsick) older sister has to deal with overdramatic younger sister's breakup drama Northanger Abbey Reveal hidden contents Girl goes on vacation, forms baseless conspiracy theory involving boyfriend's dad These are incredible. They deserve more rep than I can currently give them, so post again and I'll rep you for those.
BreezeCauthon he/him Posted December 22, 2020 Posted December 22, 2020 12 minutes ago, Condensation said: These are incredible. They deserve more rep than I can currently give them, so post again and I'll rep you for those. I'm always up for more rep. Spoiler On 12/19/2020 at 2:36 PM, BreezeCauthon said: Pride and Prejudice Reveal hidden contents Introverted dude proposes to girl, gets rejected, she changes her mind, they both stalk each other a bit, and then everyone lives happily ever after Sense and Sensibility Reveal hidden contents Sensible (but secretly heartsick) older sister has to deal with overdramatic younger sister's breakup drama Northanger Abbey Reveal hidden contents Girl goes on vacation, forms baseless conspiracy theory involving boyfriend's dad 2
Condensation she/her Posted December 22, 2020 Posted December 22, 2020 Just now, BreezeCauthon said: I'm always up for more rep. Reveal hidden contents Thank you. 1
Bearer of all agonies he/him Posted December 22, 2020 Posted December 22, 2020 15 minutes ago, Condensation said: These are incredible. They deserve more rep than I can currently give them, so post again and I'll rep you for those. Repped him for ya.
Condensation she/her Posted December 22, 2020 Posted December 22, 2020 1 minute ago, Bearer of all agonies said: Repped him for ya. Sweet, thanks.
NameIess Posted December 22, 2020 Posted December 22, 2020 Steelheart: Spoiler Stalker guy joins cult dedicated to killing every superhero in the world. 2
Condensation she/her Posted December 23, 2020 Posted December 23, 2020 (edited) 2 hours ago, Nameless said: Steelheart: Reveal hidden contents Stalker guy joins cult dedicated to killing every superhero in the world. *applause* Except I'd add something about the metaphors. Because we're different people, obviously. Edited December 23, 2020 by Condensation
NameIess Posted December 23, 2020 Posted December 23, 2020 Firefight: Spoiler Stalker guy falls in love with superman's sidekick who hates him and woos her with terrible metaphors. Leader of the cult dedicated to killing superheroes turns out to be an evil superhero. 3
Condensation she/her Posted December 23, 2020 Posted December 23, 2020 Do you have Calamity up your sleeve?
NameIess Posted December 23, 2020 Posted December 23, 2020 Calamity: Spoiler Stalker guy tries to kill god, fails, and becomes Superman. 5
Condensation she/her Posted December 23, 2020 Posted December 23, 2020 1 hour ago, Nameless said: Calamity: Reveal hidden contents Stalker guy tries to kill god, fails, and becomes Superman. Impressive. Someone else come rep this, please!
+Doomstick he/him Posted December 23, 2020 Posted December 23, 2020 (edited) Lady Trent Memoirs (through book 3) Spoiler Lady doesn't want people to know how to keep bones Edited December 23, 2020 by AonDii
Condensation she/her Posted December 23, 2020 Posted December 23, 2020 The Lady Sherlock series: Spoiler Very smart woman pretends to be a man but no one suspects her because her dresses are very fancy.
Mystic Syn she/her Posted December 27, 2020 Posted December 27, 2020 (edited) Star Wars yes, we're doing this I: The Phantom Menace Spoiler Old man tries to get a treaty signed, but woman says no by taking advantage of technologically inferior indigenous people II: Attack of the Clones Spoiler Man makes an army of himself for a corrupted religion, who are also space wizards; featuring the long-awaited duel between Saruman and Kermit the space wizard leprechaun Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) Spoiler Makes annoying gifted child more likable with war and death, also featuring political intrigue III: Revenge of the Sith Spoiler Annoying gifted child gets a mechanical upgrade thanks to Nick Fury and the sassiest space wizard priest; his wife dies catches the case of the big sad and dies Rogue One: A Star Wars Story Spoiler Group of ragtag adventurers find blueprints for the Space Disco Ball, then die Solo: A Star Wars Story Spoiler A director turns a Wookiepedia article into film about a smuggler turning into a smuggler with a walking carpet as a best friend as they smuggle drugs Star Wars: Rebels Spoiler Tiny group of terrorists fight disabled war veteran and a human sized, red eyed Smurf through terrorist bombing; goes poorly IIIV: A New Hope Spoiler Farmboy finds hotshot smuggler, walking carpet, and sassy space wizard now old to save a princess; eventually blows up Space Disco Ball, killing millions V: The Empire Strikes Back Spoiler Farmboy finds out that he's related to a disabled war veteran, who takes his hand VI: Return of the Jedi Spoiler First thirty minutes of the movie: Worst plan ever to save the hotshot smuggler from a giant space slug, who is the local mob boss of the farmboy's home. Kermit the space wizard leprechaun dies. Terrorist make a plan to destroy Space Disco Ball 2.0 by sending their A-Team to the haunted woods, during which they befriend the indigenous man-eating teddy bears. Bring Son to Work Day ends with the disabled war veteran quitting his job by throwing his boss down a shaft which he could not realistically survive. The Mandalorian (so far) Spoiler A single dad indoctrinated into a religious cult adopts Robin (the "nephew" of Kermit). Old has-been returns from the dead takes over crime syndicate. VII: The Force Awakens Spoiler Reference Episode IV, but worse and with a Mary Sue Star Wars: Resistance Spoiler Poor Dave Filoni has to give us an even more kid friendly show that no one asked for about unofficially government supported group of terrorists VIII: The Last Jedi Spoiler Director single handily ruins the franchise in most people's eyes by "subverting" expectations IX: The Rise of Skywalker Spoiler Director tries to erase the last movie and no one knows what the heck is going on as the characters are rushing from Point A to Point Z in record time with no regard to character development @The Ward's Guard Edited December 27, 2020 by Mystic Syn 10
Bearer of all agonies he/him Posted December 27, 2020 Posted December 27, 2020 The Shard life: Spoiler DramaQueen: *disappears* Everyone: ‘Ahhhh! We’re all gonna die!’ DramaQueen: *reappears* Everyone: ‘Ahhhh! We’re all gonna die!’ 4
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted December 31, 2020 Posted December 31, 2020 On 12/26/2020 at 10:52 PM, Mystic Syn said: Star Wars yes, we're doing this I: The Phantom Menace Reveal hidden contents Old man tries to get a treaty signed, but woman says no by taking advantage of technologically inferior indigenous people II: Attack of the Clones Reveal hidden contents Man makes an army of himself for a corrupted religion, who are also space wizards; featuring the long-awaited duel between Saruman and Kermit the space wizard leprechaun Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) Reveal hidden contents Makes annoying gifted child more likable with war and death, also featuring political intrigue III: Revenge of the Sith Reveal hidden contents Annoying gifted child gets a mechanical upgrade thanks to Nick Fury and the sassiest space wizard priest; his wife dies catches the case of the big sad and dies Rogue One: A Star Wars Story Reveal hidden contents Group of ragtag adventurers find blueprints for the Space Disco Ball, then die Solo: A Star Wars Story Reveal hidden contents A director turns a Wookiepedia article into film about a smuggler turning into a smuggler with a walking carpet as a best friend as they smuggle drugs Star Wars: Rebels Reveal hidden contents Tiny group of terrorists fight disabled war veteran and a human sized, red eyed Smurf through terrorist bombing; goes poorly IIIV: A New Hope Reveal hidden contents Farmboy finds hotshot smuggler, walking carpet, and sassy space wizard now old to save a princess; eventually blows up Space Disco Ball, killing millions V: The Empire Strikes Back Reveal hidden contents Farmboy finds out that he's related to a disabled war veteran, who takes his hand VI: Return of the Jedi Reveal hidden contents First thirty minutes of the movie: Worst plan ever to save the hotshot smuggler from a giant space slug, who is the local mob boss of the farmboy's home. Kermit the space wizard leprechaun dies. Terrorist make a plan to destroy Space Disco Ball 2.0 by sending their A-Team to the haunted woods, during which they befriend the indigenous man-eating teddy bears. Bring Son to Work Day ends with the disabled war veteran quitting his job by throwing his boss down a shaft which he could not realistically survive. The Mandalorian (so far) Reveal hidden contents A single dad indoctrinated into a religious cult adopts Robin (the "nephew" of Kermit). Old has-been returns from the dead takes over crime syndicate. VII: The Force Awakens Reveal hidden contents Reference Episode IV, but worse and with a Mary Sue Star Wars: Resistance Reveal hidden contents Poor Dave Filoni has to give us an even more kid friendly show that no one asked for about unofficially government supported group of terrorists VIII: The Last Jedi Reveal hidden contents Director single handily ruins the franchise in most people's eyes by "subverting" expectations IX: The Rise of Skywalker Reveal hidden contents Director tries to erase the last movie and no one knows what the heck is going on as the characters are rushing from Point A to Point Z in record time with no regard to character development @The Ward's Guard This... this is comedy.
midnight13 she/her Posted January 19, 2021 Posted January 19, 2021 WoK: Spoiler Rock makes soup. A lot of it. 2
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