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4 minutes ago, Ookla the Sarcastic said:

I really hope so too.

2020, as a whole

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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*screaming*

I feel that, though.

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Sooo.... I figure that this isn't an actual book, but why not?

@Ookla the Channelknight

Iconar Collective

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Corrin

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Teenager shows grown men that they suck at fighting. Also he can fire bend.

Dain

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General demotes himself and fights with demons in his sleep

Please remind me what that girl at the university's name is!

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Potential earthbender goes to school to learn about atoms and has friend who likes to make stuff explode.

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Sorry, I wanted to do this before I forgot about it, and I can't seem to remember her name! I know it's something like Aurora? That sounds right, but I don't know if that's what it actually is, so I'm not going to put it down.

 

 

 

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Just now, Ookla the Bored said:

Sooo.... I figure that this isn't an actual book, but why not?

@Ookla the Channelknight

Iconar Collective

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Corrin

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Teenager shows grown men that they suck at fighting. Also he can fire bend.

Dain

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General demotes himself and fights with demons in his sleep

Please remind me what that girl at the university's name is!

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Potential earthbender goes to school to learn about atoms and has friend who likes to make stuff explode.

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Sorry, I wanted to do this before I forgot about it, and I can't seem to remember her name! I know it's something like Aurora? That sounds right, but I don't know if that's what it actually is, so I'm not going to put it down.

 

 

 

How does one react to this...

Ah. I know.

:wub::wub::lol:

Posted
59 minutes ago, Ookla the Sarcastic said:

2020, as a whole

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Frankly, I think 2020 as a whole could be summed up by one of those gosh-awful spoiler pyramids that just have nothing at the end.

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Pride and Prejudice

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Introverted dude proposes to girl, gets rejected, she changes her mind, they both stalk each other a bit, and then everyone lives happily ever after

Sense and Sensibility

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Sensible (but secretly heartsick) older sister has to deal with overdramatic younger sister's breakup drama

Northanger Abbey

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Girl goes on vacation, forms baseless conspiracy theory involving boyfriend's dad

 

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On 12/19/2020 at 0:36 PM, BreezeCauthon said:

Pride and Prejudice

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Introverted dude proposes to girl, gets rejected, she changes her mind, they both stalk each other a bit, and then everyone lives happily ever after

Sense and Sensibility

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Sensible (but secretly heartsick) older sister has to deal with overdramatic younger sister's breakup drama

Northanger Abbey

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Girl goes on vacation, forms baseless conspiracy theory involving boyfriend's dad

 

These are incredible. They deserve more rep than I can currently give them, so post again and I'll rep you for those.

Posted
12 minutes ago, Condensation said:

These are incredible. They deserve more rep than I can currently give them, so post again and I'll rep you for those.

I'm always up for more rep.

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On 12/19/2020 at 2:36 PM, BreezeCauthon said:

Pride and Prejudice

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Introverted dude proposes to girl, gets rejected, she changes her mind, they both stalk each other a bit, and then everyone lives happily ever after

Sense and Sensibility

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Sensible (but secretly heartsick) older sister has to deal with overdramatic younger sister's breakup drama

Northanger Abbey

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Girl goes on vacation, forms baseless conspiracy theory involving boyfriend's dad

 

 

 

Posted (edited)
2 hours ago, Nameless said:

Steelheart:

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Stalker guy joins cult dedicated to killing every superhero in the world.

 

*applause*

Except I'd add something about the metaphors. :) Because we're different people, obviously.

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Firefight:

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Stalker guy falls in love with superman's sidekick who hates him and woos her with terrible metaphors. Leader of the cult dedicated to killing superheroes turns out to be an evil superhero.

 

Posted
1 hour ago, Nameless said:

Calamity:

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Stalker guy tries to kill god, fails, and becomes Superman.

 

Impressive. Someone else come rep this, please!

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Lady Trent Memoirs (through book 3)

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Lady doesn't want people to know how to keep bones

 

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Star Wars yes, we're doing this

I: The Phantom Menace

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Old man tries to get a treaty signed, but woman says no by taking advantage of technologically inferior indigenous people

II: Attack of the Clones

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Man makes an army of himself for a corrupted religion, who are also space wizards; featuring the long-awaited duel between Saruman and Kermit the space wizard leprechaun 

Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008)

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Makes annoying gifted child more likable with war and death, also featuring political intrigue 

III: Revenge of the Sith

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Annoying gifted child gets a mechanical upgrade thanks to Nick Fury and the sassiest space wizard priest; his wife dies catches the case of the big sad and dies

Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

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Group of ragtag adventurers find blueprints for the Space Disco Ball, then die

Solo: A Star Wars Story

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A director turns a Wookiepedia article into film about a smuggler turning into a smuggler with a walking carpet as a best friend as they smuggle drugs

Star Wars: Rebels

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Tiny group of terrorists fight disabled war veteran and a human sized, red eyed Smurf through terrorist bombing; goes poorly

IIIV: A New Hope

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Farmboy finds hotshot smuggler, walking carpet, and sassy space wizard now old to save a princess; eventually blows up Space Disco Ball, killing millions

V: The Empire Strikes Back

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Farmboy finds out that he's related to a disabled war veteran, who takes his hand

VI: Return of the Jedi

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First thirty minutes of the movie: Worst plan ever to save the hotshot smuggler from a giant space slug, who is the local mob boss of the farmboy's home. Kermit the space wizard leprechaun dies. Terrorist make a plan to destroy Space Disco Ball 2.0 by sending their A-Team to the haunted woods, during which they befriend the indigenous man-eating teddy bears. Bring Son to Work Day ends with the disabled war veteran quitting his job by throwing his boss down a shaft which he could not realistically survive.

The Mandalorian (so far)

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A single dad indoctrinated into a religious cult adopts Robin (the "nephew" of Kermit). Old has-been returns from the dead takes over crime syndicate.

VII: The Force Awakens

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Reference Episode IV, but worse and with a Mary Sue

Star Wars: Resistance

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Poor Dave Filoni has to give us an even more kid friendly show that no one asked for about unofficially government supported group of terrorists

VIII: The Last Jedi

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Director single handily ruins the franchise in most people's eyes by "subverting" expectations

IX: The Rise of Skywalker

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Director tries to erase the last movie and no one knows what the heck is going on as the characters are rushing from Point A to Point Z in record time with no regard to character development

@The Ward's Guard

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On 12/26/2020 at 10:52 PM, Mystic Syn said:

Star Wars yes, we're doing this

I: The Phantom Menace

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Old man tries to get a treaty signed, but woman says no by taking advantage of technologically inferior indigenous people

II: Attack of the Clones

  Reveal hidden contents

Man makes an army of himself for a corrupted religion, who are also space wizards; featuring the long-awaited duel between Saruman and Kermit the space wizard leprechaun 

Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008)

  Reveal hidden contents

Makes annoying gifted child more likable with war and death, also featuring political intrigue 

III: Revenge of the Sith

  Reveal hidden contents

Annoying gifted child gets a mechanical upgrade thanks to Nick Fury and the sassiest space wizard priest; his wife dies catches the case of the big sad and dies

Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

  Reveal hidden contents

Group of ragtag adventurers find blueprints for the Space Disco Ball, then die

Solo: A Star Wars Story

  Reveal hidden contents

A director turns a Wookiepedia article into film about a smuggler turning into a smuggler with a walking carpet as a best friend as they smuggle drugs

Star Wars: Rebels

  Reveal hidden contents

Tiny group of terrorists fight disabled war veteran and a human sized, red eyed Smurf through terrorist bombing; goes poorly

IIIV: A New Hope

  Reveal hidden contents

Farmboy finds hotshot smuggler, walking carpet, and sassy space wizard now old to save a princess; eventually blows up Space Disco Ball, killing millions

V: The Empire Strikes Back

  Reveal hidden contents

Farmboy finds out that he's related to a disabled war veteran, who takes his hand

VI: Return of the Jedi

  Reveal hidden contents

First thirty minutes of the movie: Worst plan ever to save the hotshot smuggler from a giant space slug, who is the local mob boss of the farmboy's home. Kermit the space wizard leprechaun dies. Terrorist make a plan to destroy Space Disco Ball 2.0 by sending their A-Team to the haunted woods, during which they befriend the indigenous man-eating teddy bears. Bring Son to Work Day ends with the disabled war veteran quitting his job by throwing his boss down a shaft which he could not realistically survive.

The Mandalorian (so far)

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A single dad indoctrinated into a religious cult adopts Robin (the "nephew" of Kermit). Old has-been returns from the dead takes over crime syndicate.

VII: The Force Awakens

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Reference Episode IV, but worse and with a Mary Sue

Star Wars: Resistance

  Reveal hidden contents

Poor Dave Filoni has to give us an even more kid friendly show that no one asked for about unofficially government supported group of terrorists

VIII: The Last Jedi

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Director single handily ruins the franchise in most people's eyes by "subverting" expectations

IX: The Rise of Skywalker

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Director tries to erase the last movie and no one knows what the heck is going on as the characters are rushing from Point A to Point Z in record time with no regard to character development

@The Ward's Guard

This... this is comedy.

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