Toaster Retribution he/him Posted June 17, 2020 Posted June 17, 2020 Rise of Skywalker Spoiler Old man employs his granddaughters creepy fascist stalker to bring her to his family reunion. 5
Elegy he/him Posted June 19, 2020 Posted June 19, 2020 The Lord of the Rings A bunch of people fight a war so their friend can get rid of his ring and be happy with his best friend instead.
Friendshipspren he/him Posted July 4, 2020 Posted July 4, 2020 On 6/14/2020 at 10:15 AM, Eluvianii said: Weathering with You: Hide contents A 16-year old criminal, an 18-year-15-year old girl, and a womanizer grade-schooler make a profit out of forces of nature before triggering a massive-scale catastrophe for the sake of teenage love. Ikr Spoiler those guys are criminals. Destroying half of Tokyo for love . Geez I mean I would have done the same thing but geez
Chaos he/him Posted July 5, 2020 Posted July 5, 2020 Since this topic has moved beyond cosmere and Brandon plots, I am moving this to Entertainment Discussion. 3
Orlion Blight he/him Posted July 6, 2020 Posted July 6, 2020 Doom: Eternal Spoiler Man fights personal demons and kills God for getting in the way.
Spencer Nightshade Posted July 6, 2020 Posted July 6, 2020 On 5/16/2017 at 1:31 PM, Nashan’Elin said: Hide contents Kaladin: A depressed man with an imaginary friend teaches a group of slaves to fight, and then has them commit treason. How about this for Kaladin: Spoiler A depressed man with an imaginary friend teaches his co-workers to fight, and then has them commit treason. Makes it sound a little more weird, I think. 1
Spren of Kindness she/her Posted July 6, 2020 Posted July 6, 2020 2 hours ago, Spencer Nightshade said: How about this for Kaladin: Hide contents A depressed man with an imaginary friend teaches his co-workers to fight, and then has them commit treason. Makes it sound a little more weird, I think. Okay, I really like that one. Rangers Apprentice Spoiler Teenage boy inducted into secret society, adopted, kills werewolf bears. 1
Shard of Reading he/him Posted July 9, 2020 Posted July 9, 2020 On 7/6/2020 at 3:21 PM, Spren of Kindness said: Rangers Apprentice I USED TO LOVE THIS SERIES!!!!! Burning bridge Spoiler Said boy and lady's maid princess burn down a bridge to save the world from hairy orcs Icebound land Spoiler Boy and princess get enslaved by vikings, boy becomes a junkie and gets saved by nice viking and hot princess Battle for skandia Spoiler Boy saves world with vikings and his mentor by teaching slaves to shoot things. More of these to come. I am technically in a zoom call and need to get back to it. 1
Spren of Kindness she/her Posted July 9, 2020 Posted July 9, 2020 I'll do the next two: The Sorcerer of the North Spoiler Now grown-up boy goes north with female diplomat, romantic tension. Magic is science. The Siege of Macindaw Spoiler Grown-up boy's buff warrior friend comes, besieges the castle with barbarians. Magic is still science - but hypnosis and magic rocks too. 2
Shard of Reading he/him Posted July 9, 2020 Posted July 9, 2020 Erak's ranson Spoiler Time jump! Boy, now a kid again, goes to save the viking president with princess and buff warrior friend The kings of clommel Spoiler Buff warrior poses a mythological person to fight cult Halt's peril Spoiler Boy's mentor almost dies and medic helps squish the cult under lots of rock The emperor of nihojan Spoiler All your favorite characters in one place plus an awesome fight.
Rushu42 she/her Posted July 9, 2020 Posted July 9, 2020 Emperor's Soul: Spoiler A thief reads the emperor's diary, then carves a rock to save the kingdom and nearly dies from it. Edgedancer: Spoiler An awesome girl teaches a crazy murderer that he's crazy while searching for food. 2
Spencer Nightshade Posted July 9, 2020 Posted July 9, 2020 Way of Kings: Dalinar's plotline: Spoiler Guy gets his army destroyed because what he thought was a live chat was just a pre-recorded message. 9
FriarFritz Posted July 12, 2020 Posted July 12, 2020 On 1/21/2020 at 6:31 PM, Bookish Ocelot said: 2019: Reveal hidden contents Wow things are increasingly bad but the memes are increasingly good 2020 Spoiler [rolls up sleeves] You ain't seen nothing yet. 5
Spren of Kindness she/her Posted July 13, 2020 Posted July 13, 2020 6 hours ago, FriarFritz said: 2020 Hide contents [rolls up sleeves] You ain't seen nothing yet. This is unfortunately way too true.
Frustration Posted July 13, 2020 Posted July 13, 2020 20 hours ago, FriarFritz said: 2020 Reveal hidden contents [rolls up sleeves] You ain't seen nothing yet. How about this 2020 Spoiler Stupidity is off the charts, over 20,000. Even Jar Jar doesn't have a stupidity level that high. 1
Zennix he/him Posted July 13, 2020 Posted July 13, 2020 Kaladin's plotline in Stormlight Archives: Spoiler A suicidal man's highly trusted imaginary friend successfully talks him out of jumping off a cliff, then goes right ahead to give him the ability to fall down even faster. This is very confusing to me too. 6
Spren of Kindness she/her Posted July 14, 2020 Posted July 14, 2020 7 hours ago, Frustration said: How about this 2020 Hide contents Stupidity is off the charts, over 20,000. Even Jar Jar doesn't have a stupidity level that high. 2020 Spoiler Ever wanted to live your favorite apocalypse story? How about your favorite dystopian prologue? Here's your chance! 2020 has it all, from natural disasters to plagues, riots, and extraterrestrial objects! 5 hours ago, Zennix said: Kaladin's plotline in Stormlight Archives: Hide contents A suicidal man's highly trusted imaginary friend successfully talks him out of jumping off a cliff, then goes right ahead to give him the ability to fall down even faster. This is very confusing to me too. Oh man. I never realized that. 3
Eluvianii he/him Posted July 14, 2020 Posted July 14, 2020 Aliens: Spoiler An emotionally hurt woman rediscovers her maternal instincts and puts everything and everyone around her at immense risk to save a little girl, only for her to die off-camera.
Hen she/her Posted July 15, 2020 Posted July 15, 2020 (edited) Name of the wind Spoiler Poor guy gets paid to go to school?? Here let me check... yes he’s- still poor. Edited July 15, 2020 by Hentient 2
AonEne he/him Posted July 16, 2020 Posted July 16, 2020 2020: Spoiler AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH - *stops screaming to say something wry (or maybe just tired) about how anxious and depressed everyone is* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 2
Shard of Reading he/him Posted July 16, 2020 Posted July 16, 2020 Rand's plot line Spoiler Farmer boy defeats devil with powers corrupted by devil. Mat's plot line Spoiler Lucky gambler avoids responsibility, and accidentally becomes a prince. Perrin's plot line Spoiler Blacksmith talks with wolves, and marries bird.
Spren of Kindness she/her Posted July 16, 2020 Posted July 16, 2020 Foundation Spoiler One old man predicts the future and builds a religion around himself.
Rushu42 she/her Posted July 16, 2020 Posted July 16, 2020 Mistborn Secret History Spoiler A man becomes a ghost just to spite God 1
Spren of Kindness she/her Posted July 16, 2020 Posted July 16, 2020 Szeth's WOR plotline Spoiler Man has a mid-life crisis, decides that denial and murder will help, before having a mental breakdown in the worst thunderstorm in remembered history.
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