Reborn radiant Posted May 6, 2017 Report Share Posted May 6, 2017 (edited) So, we have a small group of cosmere fans on fb and we were talking about ships and all, and one thing let to another and we came up with weird shardic realizations. A little NSFW, so putting up a warning. And if such posts are not allowed in this forum, by all means let me know or delete it. It's chill. Endowment would be the hottest of all shards because she is obviously well 'endowed'. If Devotion and Dominion were a couple, It would be pretty safe to assume that they were into bondage and stuff. If human x spren is possible, then shallan is the luckiest teenager in Roshar. Cuz pattern vibrates. If there is a survival shard, and the shard holder was female, it is very possible that "there is always another secret" refers to Kelsier and The shard holder's children. There were other way more nsfw stuff, but I am kinda hesitant to put them here :"D Edited May 6, 2017 by Reborn radiant 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverblade5 Posted May 6, 2017 Report Share Posted May 6, 2017 (edited) @Reborn radiant I don't know if it's against policy, but even if it's not, it may be a good idea to put this in spoiler tags. I'd be willing to continue this discussion in PMs if you'd like. Edited May 6, 2017 by Silverblade5 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkness Ascendant Posted May 6, 2017 Report Share Posted May 6, 2017 This made me laugh (nothing I haven't thought before tho XD) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vissy Posted May 6, 2017 Report Share Posted May 6, 2017 I don't think anyone needs proof of the validity of Rule 34 to absolutely everything. Even the Cosmere isn't safe. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reborn radiant Posted May 6, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2017 10 hours ago, Silverblade5 said: I don't know if it's against policy, but even if it's not, it may be a good idea to put this in spoiler tags. I'd be willing to continue this discussion in PMs if you'd like. Done! I am sorry, I didn't think about spoilers. My bad. Thank you for letting me know :") 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reborn radiant Posted May 6, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2017 4 hours ago, Rob Lucci said: I don't think anyone needs proof of the validity of Rule 34 to absolutely everything. Even the Cosmere isn't safe. Oh boy this is very light stuff. Imagine wyndle's vines and how similar they are to tentacles. Rings any bells? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vissy Posted May 6, 2017 Report Share Posted May 6, 2017 (edited) You should link the facebook page somewhere, though. ;-) Edited May 6, 2017 by Rob Lucci 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Staphylococcus Posted May 6, 2017 Report Share Posted May 6, 2017 It's kind of cute how "innocent" the Cosmere fandom is, in general, but I'm always happy to see these sparks of weirdness from time to time. Also, there definitely should be some Devotion/Dominion fanfic! And Pattern vibrating in the cognitive realm! @Rob Lucci the name of the group is Brandon Sanderson's Cosmere 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vissy Posted May 7, 2017 Report Share Posted May 7, 2017 The Cosmere will be cute and innocent exactly as long as it takes for the Cosmere to catch the public eye in some manner or form. Maybe after the Mistborn movie is out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reborn radiant Posted May 7, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2017 14 hours ago, Rob Lucci said: You should link the facebook page somewhere, though. ;-) oops forgot to! here is the link. https://www.facebook.com/groups/738087443010279 The name of the group is Brandon Sanderson's cosmere. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reborn radiant Posted May 7, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2017 Oh boy, imagine all the weird fanfics between shards and cognitive shadows and spren and returned and elantrians and kandra. It is going to be so very weird when cosmere becomes mainstream. I don't know if I want it to become mainstream though tbh. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skaa Posted May 7, 2017 Report Share Posted May 7, 2017 All I gotta say is this: Take the "There's a Spren For That" principle and apply it to NSFW stuff. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenod Posted May 7, 2017 Report Share Posted May 7, 2017 When it comes to fetish fuel, Kandra are probably your best bet (I'll leaving thinking up stuff to you guys, because forum rules). Also, you could use unsealed copperminds and compounding to create some really interesting experiences . 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Extesian Posted May 8, 2017 Report Share Posted May 8, 2017 On the less purely-dirty side, made-to-order human forgeries have a lot of potential for the wealthy with very specific interests... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vissy Posted May 8, 2017 Report Share Posted May 8, 2017 I'm sure that already happens somewhere on Sel, just not penned in by Brandon... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oversleep Posted May 8, 2017 Report Share Posted May 8, 2017 (edited) On 7.05.2017 at 1:28 PM, skaa said: All I gotta say is this: Take the "There's a Spren For That" principle and apply it to NSFW stuff. Well, we know that passionspren turn romantic moments into anime scenes... 11 hours ago, Extesian said: On the less purely-dirty side, made-to-order human forgeries have a lot of potential for the wealthy with very specific interests... Roleplay just got upgraded. Edited May 8, 2017 by Oversleep 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reborn radiant Posted May 8, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 8, 2017 1 hour ago, Oversleep said: Well, we know that passionspren turn romantic moments into anime scenes... HOLY HARMONY. This made me laugh so hard! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alfa Posted June 7, 2017 Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 On 8.5.2017 at 1:57 PM, Oversleep said: Well, we know that passionspren turn romantic moments into anime scenes... Actually, in Manga the painter can use passionspren carefully to cover certain areas, making the pictures slightly less NSFW. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oversleep Posted June 7, 2017 Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 6 minutes ago, Alfa said: Actually, in Manga the painter can use passionspren carefully to cover certain areas, making the pictures slightly less NSFW. I meant they accompany romantic scenes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alfa Posted June 7, 2017 Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 5 minutes ago, Oversleep said: I meant they accompany romantic scenes. I know. Anyway, strategically used you can cover a lot of nakedness with them, what I often saw done by other means. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noskal Borg Posted June 22, 2019 Report Share Posted June 22, 2019 (edited) I read the policy when i signed uo, specifically because i wanted to discuss this kind of stuff. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But based on what i read the policy of both this forum and its discord strictly forbid this kind of discussion. Someone could make a dicord or forum open to NSFW and strictly limited to the cosmere. I would say to call it the 34th shard, but that could be a problem unless it is invite only. We wouldn't want lackwits mucking up the group with things that are not at all aware of the cosmere context. Anyone who has looked at this kind of stuff knows exactly what i am talking about. if someone does make such a group please let me know. There are certain.... contraptions and possible practices to discuss. Things that certainly would exist in an imperfect world where [Spoilers] god has been shattered. Edited June 22, 2019 by Noskal Borg Broken emote 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ed Venture Posted June 23, 2019 Report Share Posted June 23, 2019 (edited) I haven't laughed this hard in months! You all have officially broken my brain... I just can't...The 34th Shard...It hurts... Edit: And now I just can't stop thinking about it... Edited June 23, 2019 by Butt Ad Venture 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noskal Borg Posted June 25, 2019 Report Share Posted June 25, 2019 On 6/22/2019 at 10:05 PM, Butt Ad Venture said: I haven't laughed this hard in months! You all have officially broken my brain... I just can't...The 34th Shard...It hurts... Edit: And now I just can't stop thinking about it... The Discord has a subgroup on it called you_people it is for adults and permits swearing and the like. We have had ... interesting conversations there. Although most of it is just normal discussions people who don't want to be afraid of offending someone. But we did briefly discuss awakened ropes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Friendshipspren Posted June 21, 2020 Report Share Posted June 21, 2020 It's been 3 yrs. Where is the 34 the shard ???? Ahhhhhhhh i can find so little NSFW Cosmere even after scouring the internet. It's not fair . Unless u guys have it but it's invite only. In that case pls invite me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elend Venture Posted July 11, 2020 Report Share Posted July 11, 2020 On 5/6/2017 at 0:00 AM, Reborn radiant said: If human x spren is possible, then shallan is the luckiest teenager in Roshar. Cuz pattern vibrates. By no means suggesting anything inappropriate, but Pattern can also purportedly fit into a keyhole and continue vibrating. He picks a lock with the very method in WoR. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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