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(Just out of the battle, this an an amazing.)

On 4/19/2017 at 7:02 AM, Chull #445 said:

That's no insult, that's just the truth (about everyone except me).

Ah, ignorance is bliss, and pride your wall

But the higher they are, the harder they fall

Yes of course it's the truth, but to all it applies

Especially to those who in denial they rise

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18 minutes ago, rhyshadium90 said:

(Just out of the battle, this an an amazing.)

Ah, ignorance is bliss, and pride your wall

But the higher they are, the harder they fall

Yes of course it's the truth, but to all it applies

Especially to those who in denial they rise

You got me there. 

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On 4/19/2017 at 0:21 AM, NamelessThirteenth said:

lopan is offended by this statement

 

Don't you mean he's hARMed by it... Oh yes the more terrible the pun the greater my joy!

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You know, I didn't get any notifications for the last few posts. That's probably because even the 17th Shard forum software thinks that none of the posts has any worth. :P

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29 minutes ago, Radiant_Jaeger said:

@Zennix I am certain that it has a special place at the bottom for your own post :)

At least you got a notification for my post. :P

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3 hours ago, Zennix said:

At least you got a notification for my post. :P

I course they got a notification. Your mindless insults and poorly placed emojis were so irksome and hideous that this thread spread the word, begging for someone to come and create a better coverup.

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3 hours ago, Th3Cr00k3dWard3n said:

Look at these poor sods, shown up by a CHULL. God knows the beasts have more brain cells than this lot combined

Who are you calling a CHULL? If there was ever one of those slow-minded crustaceans on this thread, if would be the one who spells their name with a "Cr00k3d" : a perfect example of some chull eyes framed by a crooked claw.

Posted (edited)

I shall not deign to insult any of you directly; my mere presence here is an insult to you from those of us who are capable of complex thoughts such as "food" or "good". While many of you are incapably paraphrasing that which you hear often, I would hope at least one of you had some originality. That idea may have a P-value of .00000000000000001, but that means it is still possible, if only a little less possible than the notion Reckoners is actually Cosmere.

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Have you all gone daft in your heads? The last insult was approximately 3 days ago, and it was so dry as to make a reference insinuating that any of here would think Reckoners are part of the Cosmere. The pure fact that you might make mention of it proves that you are like all the other less dedicated folk within Sanderson crowd. 

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Well, I would get into this battle of wits, but I don't think I'm very well matched.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You see, not everyone can simply turn to google for a decent insult.

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2 hours ago, Zennix said:

It almost feels like the Shard is a zoo and I'm the only actual human being around. 

Ah, but why be a human when you can be a majestic beast of Investiture and of the same kind as Shadowfax and Arion? And if the Shard was truly a zoo, I need proof of the chickens. Or the Aviar.

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On 4/19/2017 at 1:21 AM, NamelessThirteenth said:

lopan is offended by this statement

 

Who is this lopan you were referring to? Any relation to lopen?

Hey on the forums? Anyone? People are in this thread and they’re making bad puns. Please save them from themselves!

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39 minutes ago, gbazz4 said:

Who is this lopan you were referring to? Any relation to lopen?

Isn't Lo Pan the Villain in "Big Trouble in Little China?" 

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On 4/27/2017 at 9:14 PM, Extesian said:

If you people were Taravangian, you'd never be let out of your room.

If an actually witty person wanted to take that approach, they'd say "if you people were Taravangian, you would be the kindest people ever to live".

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3 minutes ago, Yitzi2 said:

If an actually witty person wanted to take that approach, they'd say "if you people were Taravangian, you would be the kindest people ever to live".

And it seems you have achieved a public outing, with an escort.

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Posted

It seems that out of the participants to this thread, your minds have all jumped the Honor Chasm and refuse to acknowledge that you have exited the Physical Realm. I need to find some bridgeleaders with more spaz than this.

Posted
1 hour ago, ryshadium90 said:

It seems that out of the participants to this thread, your minds have all jumped the Honor Chasm and refuse to acknowledge that you have exited the Physical Realm. I need to find some bridgeleaders with more spaz than this.

Sorry, I don't think these chulls can understand a word you are saying. You have to dumb it down for them. 

Attention Chulls:

You all suck and we don't. End of sentence 

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