A test of Wits

[Sami she/her]

@Toaster Retribution or maybe a Transformer? 

That being said, you guys are all nuts. 

[Toaster Retribution he/him]

10 minutes ago, Sami said:

@Toaster Retribution or maybe a Transformer? 

An awakened cylonformer.

[gbazz4 he/him]

On 7/14/2017 at 6:37 AM, Toaster Retribution said:

An awakened cylonformer.

Perhaps a Toastlonformer?

On 7/13/2017 at 0:11 PM, Toaster Retribution said:

Actually, you are somewhat wrong, although I appreciate your concern: I seek retribution upon all kinds of bread, and I punish them for their crimes by toasting them (which is torture for a bread). 

I, in turn, still have concern for your ability to understand the purpose of this thread: I haven't seen an insult in quite a while. So please, I ask you:

Insult me.

 

On 7/13/2017 at 0:53 PM, Toaster Retribution said:

I mean cool as in cool-looking or cool-sounding, not the temperature. But then again, I am hardly surprised that you failed to understand it. Tell me, has your master been taken by the Shaod lately? Because that would explain your failure to understand.

It might very well be so that I lack the capacity to understand your insults, but then I wonder why you bother insulting a toaster in tthe first place. 

ALL BREAD SHALL SUFFER!!!!

There is really no need to worry about my mental state. I'm fine (and toasters dont have mental states).

Given your proclivity for torturing bread, are you owned by Nan Balat? He does have a thing for torturing cremlings.

[Sami she/her]

The wittiness of insults seems to have dropped considerably. Just saying.

Edited July 18, 2017 by Sami

[Toaster Retribution he/him]

13 hours ago, gbazz4 said:

Perhaps a Toastlonformer?

An awakened toastlonformer :-)

13 hours ago, gbazz4 said:

Given your proclivity for torturing bread, are you owned by Nan Balat? He does have a thing for torturing cremlings.

Nope, I have no master (and my nonexistent master is definitely not Odium).

[Sami she/her]

If Nan Balat were his master he would be tortured, not torture.

Edited July 18, 2017 by Sami

[Calderis he/him]

14 minutes ago, Sami said:

The wittiness of insults seems to have dropped considerably. Just saying.

Wit requires no insult. Just saying. 

Edited July 18, 2017 by Calderis

[+Extesian he/him]

Arthur Schopenhauer — 'Intellect is invisible to the man who has none.'

[Sami she/her]

11 minutes ago, Calderis said:

Wit requires no insult. Just saying. 

Lol I must be getting slow. I spent ages puzzling over that statement 

[Zennix he/him]

It's such a pity that I have to read these posts upside down in order to find some wit in them. 

[+Extesian he/him]

2 hours ago, Zennix said:

It's such a pity that I have to read these posts upside down in order to find some wit in them. 

ʇıʍ

[Calderis he/him]

2 hours ago, Zennix said:

It's such a pity that I have to read these posts upside down in order to find some wit in them. 

If reading text inverted magically grants it wit, you may have misunderstood the word. 

[Aon Ene]

I'm finding it harder and harder to think of insults, mostly because I want to applaud most of these posts. 

[ryshadium90]

9 minutes ago, Aon Ene said:

I'm finding it harder and harder to think of insults, mostly because I want to applaud most of these posts. 

Same. Feel like I'm just repeating myself or others. 

Though the fact that I'm repeating other low-life insults besides my own is degrading. 

 

[Sami she/her]

50 minutes ago, Aon Ene said:

I'm finding it harder and harder to think of insults, mostly because I want to applaud most of these posts. 

I know the feeling.

@ryshadium90 You feel like you need to look over the rest of the thread to make sure your insults aren't already used.

Edited July 23, 2017 by Sami

[Aon Ene]

@Sami@ryshadium90 I get what you two are saying, but what I meant was I don't really want to insult people in this thread because they're so clever and funny. 

[Zennix he/him]

2 hours ago, Aon Ene said:

I'm finding it harder and harder to think of insults, mostly because I want to applaud most of these posts. 

Don't sweat it, Aon. You should just leave the mentally taxing work to your master. 

"Go find my boots or something!"

Edited July 23, 2017 by Zennix

[Zennix he/him]

2 hours ago, Sami said:

You fee. l like you need to look over the rest of the thread to make sure your insults aren't already used.

Don't worry about that. This lot won't even notice it. Most of them have the memory strength of an unBonded Honorspren. 

[Calderis he/him]

7 minutes ago, Zennix said:

Don't sweat it, Aon. You should just leave the mentally tasking work to your master. 

"Go find my boots or something!"

The word you meant to use was "taxing." 

You should probably get back to work yourself. 

[Zennix he/him]

2 minutes ago, Calderis said:

The word you meant to use was "taxing." 

You should probably get back to work yourself. 

Ahhhhh! Noooo! This thread has made my mind weak. All that idiocy floating around here has finally gotten to me too. 

[Shqueeves]

As I read through this thread, I realized something. 

[Calderis he/him]

3 minutes ago, Shqueeves said:

As I read through this thread, I realized something. 

And yet, you've decided to join us. 

[Shqueeves]

6 minutes ago, Calderis said:

And yet, you've decided to join us. 

Of course. How else am I supposed to interact with airsick lowlanders? 

[Zennix he/him]

1 hour ago, Shqueeves said:

Of course. How else am I supposed to interact with airsick lowlanders? 

Oh! There are several other ways. For example, you shout from the rooftops, since nobody actually listens to what you say. 

[Sami she/her]

1 hour ago, Shqueeves said:

As I read through this thread, I realized something. 

You only just realized that? You must be extremely slow of thought.