Dragonphoenix Posted July 13, 2017 Posted July 13, 2017 1 minute ago, ryshadium90 said: Um, not sure if this is something the eldest creature of the cosmere does, but do they learn proper spelling and grammar out there? Reveal hidden contents Okay, as a disclaimer: old people are cool, I mean them no disrespect. What I say is just for the sake of this thread. I apologize for the inconvenience, I'm often busy with more important matters than a few minor grammatical mistakes, especially as it seems like a better way to make my case to those who are lacking in cognitive abilities. As for your second comment, I find that those who refuse to deal with the elderly are much like chull. They are physically strong, but are slow of mind and useful only for menial tasks. 1
Aon Ene Posted July 13, 2017 Posted July 13, 2017 14 minutes ago, ryshadium90 said: Um, not sure if this is something the eldest creature of the cosmere does, but do they learn proper spelling and grammar out there? As for pulling stones...why thank you! I love to pull stones! I love walking to a war camp with a hundred pounds behind my feet! And your right! It doesn't need creativity! It just needs a little mantra: I don't have to deal with the elderly. Hide contents Okay, as a disclaimer: old people are cool, I mean them no disrespect. What I say is just for the sake of this thread. "Your right"? Your insult begins with a quip about Dragonphoenix's lack of grammatical sense, yet you made an error even a cremling could spot. Maybe your eyes have been dulled by the menial labor you are tasked with. You see, those of us who have brains are often put up to more than chull's work. 2
ryshadium90 Posted July 13, 2017 Posted July 13, 2017 1 minute ago, Aon Ene said: "Your right"? Your insult begins with a quip about Dragonphoenix's lack of grammatical sense, yet you made an error even a cremling could spot. Maybe your eyes have been dulled by the menial labor you are tasked with. You see, those of us who have brains are often put up to more than chull's work. Glad you noticed. It's quite infuriating when someone does that huh? *cough*
ryshadium90 Posted July 13, 2017 Posted July 13, 2017 9 minutes ago, Dragonphoenix said: I apologize for the inconvenience, I'm often busy with more important matters than a few minor grammatical mistakes, especially as it seems like a better way to make my case to those who are lacking in cognitive abilities. As for your second comment, I find that those who refuse to deal with the elderly are much like chull. They are physically strong, but are slow of mind and useful only for menial tasks. I hate to bring up old lines from previous comments, but you seem to enjoy mentioning those shelled animals of Roshar. Are you quite certain that you don't already spend enough time with them that you must refer to others as them? At least compare me to a mistwraith to address my single-mindedness, or a chicken to show my obvious opposition to order, or even a Seon to represent how I'm only worth giving unbending service to someone else!
Aon Ene Posted July 13, 2017 Posted July 13, 2017 6 minutes ago, ryshadium90 said: Glad you noticed. It's quite infuriating when someone does that huh? *cough* Ah, you are attempting to avoid embarrassment by using the ruse of having planned your mistake. Don't worry, it's much less embarrassing to accept your failure and move on than to pretend superiority and be caught in the charade. As Shallan is realizing, lies are ways to use and exploit power, but the best way to gain real power is through truth. 2
Toaster Retribution he/him Posted July 13, 2017 Posted July 13, 2017 1 hour ago, Dragonphoenix said: One does not need to be a cremling to know of their highly diminished mental function. However, if you were to be one, no one would be surprised, as you seem to share their utter lack of sense. Im sorry to jump in and interrupt your wonderful talk with @ryshadium90 but I do people would be surprised if I turned out to be a cremling. As I make quite clear to those who are not blind (which excludes you) I am a toaster. And that prevents me from being a helpless "creature" since toasters aren't creatures, but machines. 2
ryshadium90 Posted July 13, 2017 Posted July 13, 2017 2 minutes ago, Aon Ene said: Ah, you are attempting to avoid embarrassment by using the ruse of having planned your mistake. Don't worry, it's much less embarrassing to accept your failure and move on than to pretend superiority and be caught in the charade. As Shallan is realizing, lies are ways to use and exploit power, but the best way to gain real power is through truth. *claps* Well played. Truth: Yep, I can't grammar on forums. Horrible typing skills. Truth: I had to unfortunately turn to my carnal sense and try to instantly hide my mistake. Truth: I can't do charades. Truth: You all need to stop using Rosharan references and expand to the rest of the cosmere. 1
Dragonphoenix Posted July 13, 2017 Posted July 13, 2017 1 minute ago, Toaster Retribution said: Im sorry to jump in and interrupt your wonderful talk with @ryshadium90 but I do people would be surprised if I turned out to be a cremling. As I make quite clear to those who are not blind (which excludes you) I am a toaster. And that prevents me from being a helpless "creature" since toasters aren't creatures, but machines. Ah, I apologize, I see that as a toaster you and Ryshadium both share some of the same qualities: a lack of complex thought and the ability to only contribute a few base services to those you serve.
Aon Ene Posted July 13, 2017 Posted July 13, 2017 1 minute ago, ryshadium90 said: *claps* Well played. Truth: Yep, I can't grammar on forums. Horrible typing skills. Truth: I had to unfortunately turn to my carnal sense and try to instantly hide my mistake. Truth: I can't do charades. Truth: You all need to stop using Rosharan references and expand to the rest of the cosmere. Just for future reference, this page is under The Stormlight Archive forum list. However, I will gladly expand! How about we go to Sel, where you are such a rulo, even the ever-optimistic Raodan has completely given up on you. Are you possibly a member of Shaor's band?
Dragonphoenix Posted July 13, 2017 Posted July 13, 2017 2 minutes ago, ryshadium90 said: Truth: You all need to stop using Rosharan references and expand to the rest of the cosmere. One, that is an opinion, not a truth. Two, this is a Rosharan forum as is clearly demonstrated by the reference to Wit in the title. But, as you have demonstrated little in the way of wit, I'm not surprised that you would not understand such a simple concept.
Toaster Retribution he/him Posted July 13, 2017 Posted July 13, 2017 3 minutes ago, Dragonphoenix said: Ah, I apologize, I see that as a toaster you and Ryshadium both share some of the same qualities: a lack of complex thought and the ability to only contribute a few base services to those you serve. Yeah, I cant speak for the magic pony, but you are certainly right about toasters. They lack complex thought, and can only provide base services. However, I think this is an insult thread, not a wiki page about household machinery. 2
Dragonphoenix Posted July 13, 2017 Posted July 13, 2017 1 minute ago, Toaster Retribution said: Yeah, I cant speak for the magic pony, but you are certainly right about toasters. They lack complex thought, and can only provide base services. However, I think this is an insult thread, not a wiki page about household machinery. You are correct that you can't speak for Ryshadium, you also can't speak period, but that's beside the point. My main concern is for your welfare as such a machine. You seem to want revenge, but are literally incapable of seeking it without destroying any usefulness you may have. I fear that I cannot allow you to bring retribution on anyone as you would lose all useful purpose in your semblance of a life and be cast out or destroyed. So in concern for you, I must ask that you give up your desire for revenge. 1
Toaster Retribution he/him Posted July 13, 2017 Posted July 13, 2017 7 minutes ago, Dragonphoenix said: You are correct that you can't speak for Ryshadium, you also can't speak period, but that's beside the point. My main concern is for your welfare as such a machine. You seem to want revenge, but are literally incapable of seeking it without destroying any usefulness you may have. I fear that I cannot allow you to bring retribution on anyone as you would lose all useful purpose in your semblance of a life and be cast out or destroyed. So in concern for you, I must ask that you give up your desire for revenge. Actually, you are somewhat wrong, although I appreciate your concern: I seek retribution upon all kinds of bread, and I punish them for their crimes by toasting them (which is torture for a bread). I, in turn, still have concern for your ability to understand the purpose of this thread: I haven't seen an insult in quite a while. So please, I ask you: Insult me.
Aon Ene Posted July 13, 2017 Posted July 13, 2017 9 minutes ago, Toaster Retribution said: Actually, you are somewhat wrong, although I appreciate your concern: I seek retribution upon all kinds of bread, and I punish them for their crimes by toasting them (which is torture for a bread). I, in turn, still have concern for your ability to understand the purpose of this thread: I haven't seen an insult in quite a while. So please, I ask you: Insult me. I am hardly as talented as Wit, but I'll do my best. Under your name is the description "silly and cool". Now, I don't seek to undermine your goal of torturing all bread(though I raise a questioning eyebrow), but I'm rather confused. How could a cool toaster effectively toast bread? I feel quite sorry for one who has a single, simple goal they have no hope of achieving. Maybe you should seek another outlet for your obvious well of hatred. 2
Dragonphoenix Posted July 13, 2017 Posted July 13, 2017 3 minutes ago, Toaster Retribution said: I haven't seen an insult in quite a while. That may be due to the fact that you don't have the capacity to understand when you are being insulted. Also, I am somewhat afraid for your mental state as you seem to have great pleasure torturing innocent bread. Does it not already suffer enough as it fearfully awaits it's consumption?
Jonathon Posted July 13, 2017 Posted July 13, 2017 All of you people have such bad insults and witless remarks that it is physically painful to the extent that I am now UNfollowing this thread. Goodbye fools 1
Calderis he/him Posted July 13, 2017 Posted July 13, 2017 (edited) I continue to believe that the only winners in this thread are those who do not participate. All we've managed to demonstrate here, is the ability to repeat ourselves. Edit: according to notifications, I received 2 upvotes for this post. It is currently rep free. In an insult thread, whether those upvotes were rescinded or they were actual down votes, I consider that a win. Edited July 13, 2017 by Calderis 1
Aon Ene Posted July 13, 2017 Posted July 13, 2017 16 minutes ago, Calderis said: I continue to believe that the only winners in this thread are those who do not participate. All we've managed to demonstrate here, is the ability to repeat ourselves. Edit: according to notifications, I received 2 upvotes for this post. It is currently rep free. In an insult thread, whether those upvotes were rescinded or they were actual down votes, I consider that a win. Clever, you've noticed the fault in all of us. I applaud your humility in including yourself among the supposed losers. May we be friends?
Calderis he/him Posted July 13, 2017 Posted July 13, 2017 Just now, Aon Ene said: Clever, you've noticed the fault in all of us. I applaud your humility in including yourself among the supposed losers. May we be friends? Absolutely. I appreciate anyone who can manage to avoid taking life seriously. That's what theorizing about fictional universes is for. 2
Toaster Retribution he/him Posted July 13, 2017 Posted July 13, 2017 22 minutes ago, Aon Ene said: I am hardly as talented as Wit, but I'll do my best. Under your name is the description "silly and cool". Now, I don't seek to undermine your goal of torturing all bread(though I raise a questioning eyebrow), but I'm rather confused. How could a cool toaster effectively toast bread? I feel quite sorry for one who has a single, simple goal they have no hope of achieving. Maybe you should seek another outlet for your obvious well of hatred. I mean cool as in cool-looking or cool-sounding, not the temperature. But then again, I am hardly surprised that you failed to understand it. Tell me, has your master been taken by the Shaod lately? Because that would explain your failure to understand. 19 minutes ago, Dragonphoenix said: That may be due to the fact that you don't have the capacity to understand when you are being insulted. Also, I am somewhat afraid for your mental state as you seem to have great pleasure torturing innocent bread. Does it not already suffer enough as it fearfully awaits it's consumption? It might very well be so that I lack the capacity to understand your insults, but then I wonder why you bother insulting a toaster in tthe first place. ALL BREAD SHALL SUFFER!!!! There is really no need to worry about my mental state. I'm fine (and toasters dont have mental states).
Calderis he/him Posted July 13, 2017 Posted July 13, 2017 @Toaster Retribution I've always assumed you were an Awakened Toaster. Insulting you seems rather pointless, as your capabilities are most likely limited by your command. Although, the other possibility is that your a Cylon. Either way, I like it.
Aon Ene Posted July 13, 2017 Posted July 13, 2017 6 minutes ago, Toaster Retribution said: I mean cool as in cool-looking or cool-sounding, not the temperature. But then again, I am hardly surprised that you failed to understand it. Tell me, has your master been taken by the Shaod lately? Because that would explain your failure to understand. Yes, actually. Since Elantris has been restored, I am enjoying serving my master in the City of the Gods.
Toaster Retribution he/him Posted July 13, 2017 Posted July 13, 2017 (edited) 18 minutes ago, Aon Ene said: Yes, actually. Since Elantris has been restored, I am enjoying serving my master in the City of the Gods. Woth your recent behavior I started suspecting a new Reod in Elantris 2. Also, @Calderis I must confess that I dont know what a cylon is. That said, I am totally a cylon. Edited July 13, 2017 by Toaster Retribution 1
Calderis he/him Posted July 13, 2017 Posted July 13, 2017 15 minutes ago, Toaster Retribution said: Also, @Calderis I must confess that I dont know what a cylon is. That said, I am totally a cylon. Not sure whether this is an honest admission of ignorance, or the subtle manipulations of a skin job toaster... Well played...
Toaster Retribution he/him Posted July 13, 2017 Posted July 13, 2017 1 minute ago, Calderis said: Not sure whether this is an honest admission of ignorance, or the subtle manipulations of a skin job toaster... Well played... You give me more credit than I deserve. I actually didnt know what a cylon was until I googled it five seconds ago (yes, toasters can use google) and I am totally, totally a cylon now. 1
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