Random Stuff X: Something Weird

[Briar King]

I'm sure the Dems force all us Pubs to Death Valley election week there.

[marsoupial they/them]

Oh, I could provide an excellent description of Tennessee to those willing.

[Silverblade5 he/him]

Denver:

High 

weed

mountains 

four seasons 

Good Mexican food 

[Delightful]

Bandwagon!

Jerusalem:

stone buildings 

lots of falafel and pizza 

So much colder than the rest of the country 

cats and tourists. 

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

5 hours ago, Deliiiiiightful said:

cats and tourists.

Plot twist: Cats are  tourists.  

[ShadowLord_Lith he/him]

3 minutes ago, TwiLyghtSansSparkles said:

Plot twist: Cats are  tourists.  

Or tourists are cats!

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

1 minute ago, ShadowLord_Lith said:

Or tourists are cats!

I think we just wrote M. Night Shyamalan's next movie.  

[ShadowLord_Lith he/him]

If we have, then we have the right to add as many cremlings, spren, or random WHIO references as we want. I'll get the spiked granola bars.

[The Honor Spren she/her]

Also jumping the bandwagon! I might not be living in Florida at the moment, but I'd rather describe that:

• Palm trees 
• Alligators 
• Flat 
• Humidity 
• Rockets

[Delightful]

1 hour ago, The Honor Spren said:

Also jumping the bandwagon! I might not be living in Florida at the moment, but I'd rather describe that:

• Palm trees 
• Alligators 
• Flat 
• Humidity 
• Rockets

Whats more dangerous, the alligators or the rockets?

[+Slowswift]

And, for Utah:

• Mormons
• Green jello
• Reublicans
• Mountains
• Snow
• Also red rock and 80*+ weather, seriously this state is bipolar 

[marsoupial they/them]

The Partial A,B,C's of Tennessee:

• Alcohol
• Banjos
• Conservatives
• Drugs
• Enthusiasm for sports
• Flannel pajamas in Wal-mart
• Grey pickup trucks (seriously there are a lot)
• Homophobia

This has been the Partial A,B,C's of Tennessee.

Edited January 2, 2017 by bleeder

[The Honor Spren she/her]

51 minutes ago, Deliiiiiightful said:

Whats more dangerous, the alligators or the rockets?

Depends how close you are to the rockets. 

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

2 minutes ago, The Honor Spren said:

Depends how close you are to the rockets. 

You're both asking the wrong questions, because there's only one question here, and that question is, "Has an alligator ever tried to fly on a rocket?"

[The Honor Spren she/her]

Just now, TwiLyghtSansSparkles said:

You're both asking the wrong questions, because there's only one question here, and that question is, "Has an alligator ever tried to fly on a rocket?"

Not that I know of, but you never know what the world government is hiding from us.

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

5 minutes ago, The Honor Spren said:

Not that I know of, but you never know what the world government is hiding from us.

If they're hiding things from us, how can we know for sure they're hiding them?  

[marsoupial they/them]

23 minutes ago, TwiLyghtSansSparkles said:

If they're hiding things from us, how can we know for sure they're hiding them?  

Because they're not there.

Anyone else wanna join in on a Discord? So far it's been just me and Honor Spren talking about how she's never drank coffee. 

https://discord.gg/CXPyVdd

Edited January 2, 2017 by bleeder

[+Slowswift]

20 minutes ago, bleeder said:

Because they're not there.

Anyone else wanna join in on a Discord? So far it's been just me and Honor Spren talking about how she's never drank coffee. 

Totally would, but I'm not near a PC. :/

[Orlion Blight he/him]

30 minutes ago, bleeder said:

Because they're not there.

Anyone else wanna join in on a Discord? So far it's been just me and Honor Spren talking about how she's never drank coffee. 

https://discord.gg/CXPyVdd

One should only drink French pressed, black. Absolutely no sugar or cream. Roasted is acceptable.

Drip coffee is garbage....once you've had the good stuff!

[aeromancer he/him]

9 minutes ago, Orlion Determined said:

One should only drink French pressed, black. Absolutely no sugar or cream. Roasted is acceptable.

Drip coffee is garbage....once you've had the good stuff!

And what does the esteemed Coffee Monarch have to say about Turkish?

[Though, I must personally admit to occasionally drinking the heathen brew known as 'instant', due to the sheer volume I consume and little prep time it requires. I understand that there are some which cannot accept that, but you may take solace in the fact that I never sully a coffee with the white sludge known as 'sugar'.]

[Orlion Blight he/him]

8 minutes ago, aeromancer said:

And what does the esteemed Coffee Monarch have to say about Turkish?

[Though, I must personally admit to occasionally drinking the heathen brew known as 'instant', due to the sheer volume I consume and little prep time it requires. I understand that there are some which cannot accept that, but you may take solace in the fact that I never sully a coffee with the white sludge known as 'sugar'.]

Hmm...I have not had Turkish brew, but it should be just fine. It sounds similar to French pressed without the pressing.

[Briar King]

Alligators are our yard dogs down here.

[Kaymyth she/her]

Huh.  @Chaos, did something weird happen with the database again?

In other news, I am shamelessly plugging this wee little thing that I just wrote:

It's short.  Super-short.  And it might be a terrible idea, but you know how invasive plot bunnies can get.

[Chaos he/him]

A little bit ago yes. The search table is being reindexed and so all should be fine soon. You shouldn't see error messages though, at least.

[Kaymyth she/her]

12 minutes ago, Chaos said:

A little bit ago yes. The search table is being reindexed and so all should be fine soon. You shouldn't see error messages though, at least.

That explains why a few things went kerblooey earlier.  But is fixing now, because you are the bestest.