Sanderson "Would you Rather"

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

Probably a vegetarian kandra, I could still use the bones of others that are by themselves however, as they are not meat

WYR a spiked cookie, or a regular cookie

[Hmmm lies she/her]

A regular cookie, I would think having metal spikes driven through it would make it hard to chew.

WYR have Lightweaving or Soulcasting, but you can only turn things into blood.

[Ookla she/her]

Lightweaving. I'd love to play with illusions and visualize my worlds and characters in Stormlight, and I currently have no use for additional blood--though that might change if I ever need a transfusion.

WYR spend six months in the belly of a giant fish or six months on Braize?

[Soulbinder she/her]

Braize. I hate the smell of fish and at least being on a different planet would be interesting.

WYR be a Rithmatist only capable of Lines of Forbidding or Lines of Making?

[Ookla she/her]

Lines of Making. So long as nothing tries to kill me, I'll have a grand time drawing little chalk stick-men and making them play out my stories on the pavement.

WYR be a doomslug or an axehound? (Caveat; I don't think I've read more than 50 pages of Skyward... Science fiction has never really been my thing, honestly, and I didn't manage to get into it. Though, knowing Sanderson, it probably has a ton of secret fantasy elements hanging around in it.)

[TheFrugalWizard he/him]

I don't want to spoil it for you, but suffice it to say that I would be far more interested in being a doomslug.

WYR have gold compounding like Miles Hundredlives or a full set of feruchemical powers but no allomantic?

[Hmmm lies she/her]

Omg give me the gold compounding. If I'm correct, it heals you to how you think of yourself, and well...

WYR have the Shard of Ruin or Odium?

Edited March 30, 2024 by Hmmm lies

[TheFrugalWizard he/him]

That's a hard question. Ruin's shard is definitley less destructive, but Odium's is significantly more powerful. If feel like I don't want my life defined by hate, though. I choose Ruin.

WYR be a Rithmatist or an Epic?

[Lunamor she/her]

I’d rather not turn evil, so Rithmatist.

WYR spend a day with The Lopen or Rock?

[Soulbinder she/her]

Hard one! I think the Lopen would be really fun, but I'd rather take the chance to learn from a master chef like Rock. 

WYR have a mistcloak or a replica of a Shardblade? 

[Experience he/him]

Prob the shardblade...but I might use the cloak more if it's just a replica...so ig the cloak

WYR be a Soother or a Rioter

[TheFrugalWizard he/him]

If you know how to use them, they can be used the same way. I feel like soothing would be in higher demand, though, so I'll take soothing.

WYR have the sixth heightening or be a knight radiant?

[Ookla she/her]

Knight Radiant. Seeing more colors would be cool, but I prefer Surges, spren, and Shardblades.

WYR fight a dog-sized chasmfiend or a chasmfiend-sized dog?

[Hmmm lies she/her]

Chasmfiend-sized dog, it has no gemheart, therefore bonds no spren, and immediately collapses and dies under its own weight.

WYR have Shallan's multiple personality disorder or have Ruin speak in your mind like he did to Zane?

[Ookla she/her]

Shallan's multiple personality disorder. I'd always have someone to talk to, and I'm an incurable chatterbox, so I'm always in need of that. Although, I'd probably look like I was insane to anybody else...

WYR ride a santhid or a skyeel?

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

Skyeel. Because flight is awesome.

WYR be a misting that burns away the metals of others or boosts them
(I forget the metals that they use )

[TheFrugalWizard he/him]

Burns away because you could get a really nice job just sitting there and testing people for metals.

WYR have no choice of what Knight Radiant order you get or get to choose from two random honorblades? You'd expend more stormlight by using them, remember.

[Hmmm lies she/her]

Hmm, tricky one. I'm going to go with Radiant, just so I can at least get Shardplate. Still, I hope I don't end up with Bondsmith, I wouldn't want to be bonded to any of those three.

 

WYR have a Hemalurgic spike giving you strength or Allomantic pewter?

Edited April 25, 2024 by Hmmm lies

[Ookla she/her]

Allomantic pewter. I'm a real pussy when it comes to pain, so the process of getting the spike would be tough for me; plus, I generally don't like the idea of having metal things stuck through me.

Would you rather have the chance to experiment with spores or find out what chouta tastes like?

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

If I get a way to have a renewable source of them I would love to have some spores 

would you rather have all the honour blades or be bonded to one of every spren type?

[Lunamor she/her]

Honor blades, I’d probably inevitably end up killing a spren due to conflicting oaths.

Would you rather be a skaa or a drab?

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Drab. At least I could potentially trick someone to get my Breath back.

WYR be chased by a chasmfiend or nightmaw? (nightmaw is from sixth of the dusk, btw. look it up)

[Ookla she/her]

Chasmfiend. It doesn't come from an island where literally everything reads my mind. Sure, I'll probably end up dead either way--but at least I retained the privacy of my thoughts.

WYR live in Hallandren or the Diem? (Coupled question: would you rather be an Awakener or a Sandmaster?)

[Keke They/he]

I haven’t read white sand yet so halladren and awakener.

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Sorry if this is necroing, but seemed fun so i wanted to respond 

 

[Keke They/he]

WYR fight ruin or hoid.