Sanderson "Would you Rather"

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Kaladin, I guess...

WYR be a knight radiant or a mistborn?

[Quivil]

Mistborn. I have far more access to metal than to Stormlight.

WYR be a chasmfiend or a Radiant?

Edited October 23, 2022 by Tani

[Cinnamon]

Radiant, if I was a Chasmfiend I would probably be dissected for experimental purposes ( in this world) On Roshar I would still want to be a Radiant bc I want a spren buddy

WYR meet Lightsong or Wayne

Edited October 23, 2022 by Cinnamon
I forgot to put a WYR!

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

AGH THATS A HARD ONE

Probably Wayne, as he's just hilarious. Lightsong is too, don't get me wrong, but he's much more formal about it than Wayne.

Would you rather destroy six uninhabited planets that contain invaluable research subjects for the human race to eventually discover, or destroy six countries on Earth?

[Telrao she/her]

Uhm... that's hard. Uninhabited planets, I guess, because likely as not, we'll never get there, and there are people I could accidentally murder, so uh, uninhabited planets, please

WYR be a kandra or a Mistborn (forget about the consuming of other beings for a moment...)

[Edema Rue she/her]

Kandra, mistborn would be great of course but I like the idea of consuming other beings and hiding things inside myself. 
 

WYR be Moash or Taravangian?

[The Sibling she/her]

Taravangian because Moash is the worst.

WYR punch Kaladin or Adolin

[Edema Rue she/her]

Kaladin, he’d be more likely to mope about it than punch me back. 

WYR eat Lift’s pancakes or Dalinar’s pie?

[The Sibling she/her]

Lift's pancakes because pancakes are awesome

WYR eat a cryptic or a seon

[Telrao she/her]

A seon, because then I would glow.

WYR be Hoid or Thaidakar?

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Hoid, for tlm reasons.

WYR be a Lightweaver or an Elsecaller?

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Lightweaver, illusions and sound are seriously op.

WYR be a hamster or a guinea pig?

[Telrao she/her]

Hamster. They gots HAM in the STER

Wasing the want of the having of the Coinshot or Lurcher?

Edited November 30, 2022 by Ookla the Floofy

[The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him]

Coinshot. 

WYR be a tineye or a pewterarm?

P. S. This is totally a copy of the last question.

[Wittles he/him]

This is actually really hard, but I think I'd go with pewterarm just because I already get sensory overload from what I observe without tin

WYR live on Nalthis or Scadrial

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Scadrial, because I like boats and planes and cars and technology but also magic and yes because yes.

Would you rather fight Kaladin with just a stick, or fight Adolin with Shardplate and Shardblade?

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

Kaladin, with a stick. We all know the power of Sticks.

WYR have Brandon Sanderson publish Stormlight Archive 5 right now, or wait 6 years to have all of the books in the series published?

[The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him]

All of the series in six years.

WYR listen to Writing Excuses or Intentionally Blank?

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Intentionally Blank 100%. The insanity and pure hilariousness is just amazing.

WYR watch a stand alone dramatic film in the style of Zack Snyder's Justice league with the main character as Doctor Doofenshmirtz from Phineas and Ferb OR read a really well done book set in the Stormlight Archive from a cremling's pov on the events of the books in the style of Mistborn Secret History combined with Wheel of Time, more specifically book four.

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On 7/10/2023 at 6:41 PM, Ookla the Black Sock said:

Intentionally Blank 100%. The insanity and pure hilariousness is just amazing.

WYR watch a stand alone dramatic film in the style of Zack Snyder's Justice league with the main character as Doctor Doofenshmirtz from Phineas and Ferb OR read a really well done book set in the Stormlight Archive from a cremling's pov on the events of the books in the style of Mistborn Secret History combined with Wheel of Time, more specifically book four.

Wow. That stump everybody for five months.

While the first would be awesome, I have tii on go with the second.

WYR have a kandra working for you, or sleepless? On roshar.

[Lunamor she/her]

I’d rather have a kandra working for me. Sleepless freak me out.

Minor SA spoilers (forget which book)

Spoiler

WYR be Taravangian on a smart day or stupid day?

 

[Ookla she/her]

On a stupid day. Having the brains of a genius isn't worth losing my senses of empathy and compassion.

WYR be one of Dalinar's bridges or one of Sadeas' bridges? (Bridges, mind, not bridgemen)

[Lego Mistborn he/him]

Sadeas' Chills probably smell worse that a bunch a bridge men

WYR be a magic gnat or mistwraith

[Ookla she/her]

A mistwraith. I'm less likely to get squished, and there's potential to become a kandra.

WYR be eaten by a chasmfiend or a nightmare?

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Nightmare. If I am going get eaten anyway, creepy shadow demon sounds more fun than giant crab monster.

WYR be a kandra or a Mistborn