Wayne Trades!

[Failsafe she/her]

Hahaha

I HAVE A COSMERE FIRE!

[+Doomstick he/him]

You already said that, so let me reiterate:

I have Stick

[Failsafe she/her]

Well, seeing as we now have some nice coals...

I have a stick with a marshmallow on it.

[+Doomstick he/him]

I HAVE STEW I MADE WITH THIS NICELY SEASONED CAST IRON POT!

[Failsafe she/her]

I have an empty bowl that used to contain stew.

[NameIess]

Thanks! that's just what I needed! *Throws bowl at dragon*

 

I have a slightly charred knight.

[Failsafe she/her]

Let me help you out there. *Gets out blow torch*

 

I have a mostly charred knight. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

Let me help you out there

i have an enchanter who some call “Tim”

[BeaverBuster]

Stick are usually kind of fun

I have half a stick

[Soulbinder she/her]

Meh, I can never have too many sticks. I'll take it.

I have lifetime supply of firewood.

[Failsafe she/her]

Thanks. 

I have a lifetime supply of fire.

[Mat he/him]

Cool! Now I have a use for my lifetime supply of water!

[Soulbinder she/her]

3 hours ago, Matrim's_Dice said:

Cool! Now I have a use for my lifetime supply of water!

I'll trade you a lifetime supply of muffins for that water

I have a swimming pool, complete with man eating alligators.

[BeaverBuster]

sweet, man eating alligators are the best attachment for a swimming pool

I have a frozen over swimming pool with some dead alligators frozen in it. 

[Soulbinder she/her]

On 5/15/2020 at 3:00 AM, BeaverBuster said:

sweet, man eating alligators are the best attachment for a swimming pool

I have a frozen over swimming pool with some dead alligators frozen in it. 

Hm, I could use that...

I have an alligator flavored slushee.

[Retrac he/him]

Not my favorite but food is food.

I have a lock of batman's hair.

[NameIess]

Perfect! I always wanted a batman clone slave collectible like that!

I have an old satellite filled with dead superheros.

[Emerald_Mage he/him]

Nice. What could possibly go wrong?

I have the Sibling trapped in a gemstone.

[Soulbinder she/her]

Hm, wonder how many muffins I can for that.

I have 9,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 muffins.

[NameIess]

Well, I do like muffins.

I have an application to a weight loss program and 9 octillion empty muffin wrappers.

[SirWolfe]

I'll take the application but leave the wrappers behind, and in return, I'll give you a 16 boxing gift certificate for the bakery in the Elendel History Museum.

I happen to have an aluminum thermos filled with Investiture from Devotion's Shardpool. 

[Soulbinder she/her]

5 hours ago, SirWolfe said:

I'll take the application but leave the wrappers behind, and in return, I'll give you a 16 boxing gift certificate for the bakery in the Elendel History Museum.

I happen to have an aluminum thermos filled with Investiture from Devotion's Shardpool. 

Oh, I know just the thing to do with that! Take this penguin, I want to try something.

I have an aluminum thermos full of Invested hot chocolate.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

I take that and give you a unknown shard name and location

I have a beta RoW

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Here, take my soul! I don’t need it that much!

I have the knowledge of how Odium dies!

[Soulbinder she/her]

I’m bored and I want to know, so I’ll trade you for some sketchy theories.

I have a dragon egg that may spontaneously combust. Maybe.