Wayne Trades!

[Retrac he/him]

I'll take it. More for my magic tricks.

I have a rabid rabbit.

[BeaverBuster]

Well, a rabid rabbit could be useful for irritating my frenemies.

I have a pile of dust which may or may not have previously been a person,

[Soulbinder she/her]

On 4/24/2020 at 3:23 AM, BeaverBuster said:

Well, a rabid rabbit could be useful for irritating my frenemies.

I have a pile of dust which may or may not have previously been a person,

I will take it and build a dust bunny sculpture. Because why not.

I have a dust bunny sculpture

[thebubblesarealie he/him]

I will add the dust bunny sculpture to my collection of sculptures.

I have 2 strips of window drape fabric

[Silva]

Ooh. I could use some of that.

I've got a yellow sticky note that's lost its stickiness. 

[I Am A Fish he/him]

I'll eat it

 

I'll put in half of my archenemies steel skull 

[BeaverBuster]

Sure, that could be useful for next Halloween. 

I have a liter of slightly electrified water 

[Hoidlovesbacon]

Oh, delicious. Electrified water is exhilarating. I will give it to Wax next time he wants some water. I’ll trade that for a suspiciously bloodstained glass dagger.

[TheGirlWhoLookedUp she/her]

Ahh yes, I’ll take it. Perfect to frame someone with

I’ll trade it for a slightly cracked snorkel. Guaranteed to let you breath underwater.

...probably 

[NameIess]

Perfect! Those things always break when things get tough. I'll give it to Bob. Nothing tough ever happened to Bob.

 

I'll give you a Lerasium chip oatmeal cookie with raisins.

[+Ark1002]

I'll take that wonderful lerasium chip oatmeal cookie with raisins

then pick out the raisins and become a lerasium mistborn

 

I'll give you an earwax statue of Bill Gates.

[Soulbinder she/her]

I will add it to my statue collection.

I’ve got some guy’s sword that keeps screaming at me and frankly I’m getting annoyed. Anybody want it?

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Ahh, I’ve been looking for that! Here, take this strange looking rock I’ve got, I don’t need it anymore.

Anyone need some lightning in a bottle?

 

[NameIess]

No, but I'll take it anyway. One of my cousins will need it.

 

I've got a million dollars

[The_Archivist he/him]

Well, it's pretty useless, but I'm sure I'll find a use for it.

I have a bonfire with money instead of wood.

[BeaverBuster]

Hey, I could use that to roast some marshmallows

I have some burned marshmallows

[Failsafe she/her]

Let me help you out there

I have some smores!

[BeaverBuster]

Great, smores are awesome!

I have some smore crumbs. 

[GoWibble he/him]

Sweet! firestarter! 

I have some flames.

Spoiler

someone keep it going!

 

Edited May 6, 2020 by GoWibble

[Retrac he/him]

Nice something to show off.

I have a bonfire.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Cool, that sounds pretty nice.

I’ve got a forest fire!

[Failsafe she/her]

Ooh. Toasty!

I have two forest fires!

[+Doomstick he/him]

Mmmmmm

I HAVE A WORLDFIRE

[Failsafe she/her]

Hahaha

I HAVE A COSMERE FIRE!

[+Doomstick he/him]

I have a stick

Checkmate

Edited May 7, 2020 by The Last Post