Wayne Trades!

[ToaCalune he/him]

I love cool looking rocks! Here's a fine aluminum spearhead that I found at some mountain top.

Hey, anyone want a cool rock? I think it might be an oathstone!

[Retrac he/him]

I'll take that and give it to my great great grandson.

Here is a potato.

[SingingMosaic]

Great! Mine keep disappearing.

I'll trade a big ball of multicolored yarn I rescued from my cat.

[ToaCalune he/him]

I'll bite. Here's a spoon I found.

Who wants a gold letter opener?

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Why not? I'll take it. Here is an official Secretary's Guild pen. 

[Channelknight Fadran]

Sweet. I've been needing to write something down of late...

Here's a note I just wrote down with this cool pen. It's up for dibs.

[NameIess]

I'll take that, perfect for casting a curse on you

 

Here's a slightly cracked perfect gemstone.

[Retrac he/him]

Hmm it is pretty. 

 

Anyone want my soul?

[Silva]

Yes! I've always wanted one of those... 

I've got a pillow.

[NameIess]

I'll take it. I guess... I could burn it maybe?

 

I have an incomplete guide to starting plot on The Longest Thread.

Edited March 24, 2020 by Nameless

[+Doomstick he/him]

I’ll burn it

i have a complete guide to stopping Plot on TLT 

[NameIess]

25 minutes ago, DoomStick said:

i have a complete guide to stopping Plot on TLT 

Perfect! I needed to get a copy of that, but all of them are under lock and key. Now I can counter anything that's thrown at me! *Laughs manically.*

 

I have 1 metric cube of beehive, with bees the size of chickens inside of it. Every 5 minutes or so, they produce 1/4 a metric cube of honey.

[Retrac he/him]

Yes. I will sell the honey and make millions. 

 

I now have come into a large sum of slaves (don't ask how or why or what) To describe them there are about 793 and there of a race named albuancki. They are blue and about the size of a deer. They are excellent workers.

[AonEne he/him]

I’ll take them and set them free to hunt you down. 

Would anyone want a hot-water bottle? 

[NameIess]

Amazing! Perfect for my anti-cold collection.

 

I've got a Ziploc bag filled with air! fresh off the atmosphere!

[Edgedancer_of_spirits]

Thanks! I’ll give ya a kiwi bird.

[SingingMosaic]

Cool, I need something for my weird noises collection. I have a pile of dark blue beads which chime when you tap them.

[Edgedancer_of_spirits]

Fun! I have some pirated Minecraft!

[SamsonSeaBorn]

Fantastic! I’ve always wanted to craft a pirate mine. 
 

 

Unfortunately all I have to trade is this worthless copy of a book on King’s and their ways.

[Lunamor she/her]

Sounds horrid, gimme.

I have an empty book, you aren’t allowed to write in it.

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

That would drive me insane, but I want it. 

I have a used, unwashed pair of socks. 

Edited March 28, 2020 by The Awakened Salad

[Failsafe she/her]

Perfect for my sock puppet show! Here's a man dressed as a dinosaur chicken nugget

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Got it, someone take this dinosaur dressed up as a human chicken nugget

Edited March 28, 2020 by Truthless of Shinovar

[Retrac he/him]

I'll take that. 

Anyone want real human chicken nuggets?

[NameIess]

Finally, I have evidence to give the police!

 

I have a court order.