Wayne Trades!

[Soulbinder she/her]

As I happen to have lost mine, I would love your marbles! Have a pickle in return!

I have a pile of tangled yarn.

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

i give it to you for a half pile of untangled cotton

I now have a tangled ball of yarn

[Lunamor she/her]

I swap it for a pile of counterfeit $100 bills.

I have an angry goose.

[Soulbinder she/her]

I'll take the angry goose in exchange for a placid chicken.

I have a tray of banana chocolate chip muffins 

[Lunamor she/her]

Have an alligator clip.

I have a sun hat.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Well, I'll get ya a moon cap to trade for that, eh, nice sun hat.

I've gotta nice, eh, dragon named, ah, Norbert.

@Just-A-Stick

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

1 minute ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Well, I'll get ya a moon cap to trade for that, eh, nice sun hat.

I've gotta nice, eh, dragon named, ah, Norbert.

@Just-A-Stick

Hmm.... I need an official looking document of ownership, along with rights to change the name of said dragon.

I'll give you a meme about yourself crafted by yours truly.

Edited February 10, 2024 by Just-A-Stick

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

11 minutes ago, Just-A-Stick said:

Hmm.... I need an official looking document of ownership, along with rights to change the name of said dragon.

I'll give you a meme about yourself crafted by yours truly.

That t'was not part of the deal, madam. 

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

Just now, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

That t'was not part of the deal, madam. 

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

15 minutes ago, Just-A-Stick said:

*gives official document*

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

3 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

*gives official document*

Thank you! *pats head*

[Lunamor she/her]

36 minutes ago, Just-A-Stick said:

I'll give you a meme about yourself crafted by yours truly.

Trade you for a meme I just stole:

I have an empty water bottle.

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

1 minute ago, Lunamor said:

Trade you for a meme I just stole:

I have an empty water bottle.

Deal!

I'll tag u in sharder memes.

[Soulbinder she/her]

I'll take that empty water bottle in exchange for a bottle of huckleberry syrup 

I have a mushroom-obsessed spaceship

[Wittles he/him]

Very nice. I'll give you a fan that can tell you what the wind says for it.

I've got a signed copy of the Magna Carta

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Here, have a small European nation of your choice!

I currently posses boredom.

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

ooh i give you entertainment

i am offering a piece of glass

[Lunamor she/her]

Here’s half of a Kit Kat bar.

I have half of a Kit Kat bar.

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Surely you would prefer a box of smarties!

I have an emotionally scarred iguana.

[Lunamor she/her]

I’ll trade it for a pillowcase, pillow not included.

I’ve got a jar of dirt.

[Soulbinder she/her]

Have Davy Jones' heart!

 

I've got a ship in a bottle

[Lunamor she/her]

Trade you for a tutu.

I have a crushed soda can.

[TheFrugalWizard he/him]

I will give you twenty-one mini chocolate chips.

I have a candle that appears to have been bitten out of.

[Soulbinder she/her]

I'll trade you for a lighter that has a couple bites out of it as well.

I have a bad idea

[Lunamor she/her]

Here’s a rat skeleton.

I have a vague sense of dread.