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I believe it's the same concept as all other timers. ^_^

 

Microwaves have important phases to their action, though.  If you open the door before the cycle is finished, you're dosing yourself with a bit of radiation.

 

I heard a story anecdotally about a restaurant that added microwaves as quickie food warmers.  This was when they were new and not very well-understood.  The restaurant took the door off each microwave so waitresses could quickly pop food in and out.  All the waitresses got cancer.

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That sounds like it caused a really awkward couple of seconds :ph34r:

I once got asked whether I'm with the female friend I arrived with. We all laughed and it wasn't awkward.

However, there is nothing better than seeing two people leaning towards each other without realizing yet that the other person is doing the same. You can tease the hell out of them without them catching on to the truth... :ph34r:

However, as a good friend I can't just tell any of them truth, that is something they have to figure out on their own. But as a good friend I have the duty to hint if they're taking too long and unhealthy.

EDIT: How appropriately my rank is "King's Wit" :D

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The only correct course of action when you are mistaken for a couple is to pretend to be one... even you end up disgusting yourself...

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The only correct course of action when you are mistaken for a couple is to pretend to be one... even you end up disgusting yourself...

 

 

People regularly assume my nearly five year-old sister is my daughter.

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People regularly assume my nearly five year-old sister is my daughter.

That is also weird. Just go with it, I guess.

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How do you all think that I sound?

I imagine you pepper your speech with shouts of "O-H!" Followed by awkward pauses as you realize that none of the Sharders from Utah know how to spell Ohio ;)

Also, according to Michael V Hayden's book, the Harry Potter series is very popular with detainees at Guantanamo Bay. I take this to mean that all Harry Potter fans are one bad day away from being terrorists :P

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I imagine you pepper your speech with shouts of "O-H!" Followed by awkward pauses as you realize that none of the Sharders from Utah know how to spell Ohio ;)

Also, according to Michael V Hayden's book, the Harry Potter series is very popular with detainees at Guantanamo Bay. I take this to mean that all Harry Potter fans are one bad day away from being terrorists :P

Experts blame teacher irresponsibility, Severus Snape, and the triwizard tournament. Edited by ThatTinyStrawMan
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The happiness is when at the same time you:

  1. need to go to sleep
  2. want to go to sleep
  3. can go to sleep

My nick is not a coincidence :ph34r:

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Isn't such sleep deprivation dangerous for your health? Are you having hallucinations or anything?

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This picture depicts the soul of all grimdark fanfictions.

 

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What do you mean fanfiction? Normal authors are already plenty bloodthirsty. :P

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I'll jump on the bandwagon here - what do y'all imagine my voice as?

Since, aside from the friends I got to sign up here, you and Wilson are the only ones I've actually heard, I don't need to imagine it anymore. :P

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Today at college I felt somewhat unconfortable, because there wasn't enough space in the classroom for me to properly open my wings.

This is the second time it happened. And I don't think I even have wings. What in Braize is happening?

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Today at college I felt somewhat unconfortable, because there wasn't enough space in the classroom for me to properly open my wings.

This is the second time it happened. And I don't think I even have wings. What in Braize is happening?

.................................... I may steal this if you are ok with that.

 

I sort of know what you are talking about though. I prefer to have a certain amount of space around me where no one else can be. Bus rides can be pretty uncomfortable.

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Today at college I felt somewhat unconfortable, because there wasn't enough space in the classroom for me to properly open my wings.

This is the second time it happened. And I don't think I even have wings. What in Braize is happening?

It's ok. You're just emerging as reincarnated Hawkman.

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Today at college I felt somewhat unconfortable, because there wasn't enough space in the classroom for me to properly open my wings.

This is the second time it happened. And I don't think I even have wings. What in Braize is happening?

 

Well, tell us if it happens again. Or if you sprout wings.  :P

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