Stormgate he/him Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 In Calamity, it is revealed that David has a swear filter on his mobile. For example, *crap* (not crap) comes out as koala. Would the all-powerful Staff of the Shard be willing to adapt the Shard's swear filter to match David's filter? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe ST he/him Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 IMO this would!D be better as a user script, with the added bonus it would work everywhere 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 Yeah given that the Shard tends to focus more on the cosmere side of Brandons works I do find this unlikely. Might be worth a try at Joes suggestion though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkness Ascendant he/him Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 BY the National Union of Teachers! STORM yes. Y'all must have been slontzes if you hadn't thought of this before. I can't wait for this crem to get up and running. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickenPlague he/him Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 (edited) B-b-but what about badchull and chullhat? I love those! Edit: turns out chullhat isn't a thing. Someone actually wrote chullhat. Edit N°2: Also badchull. Edited March 1, 2016 by ChickenPlague 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oversleep Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 (edited) storming storm of motherstormer badass.Cosmere filter gets along with exclamations some Sharders like to use like "Stormfather!" or "Colours' sake".Edit: wat? I thought badass turns to badchull!Edit2:Allomantic ironAllomantic steelAllomantic atiumFeruchemical ironFeruchemical steel Edited March 30, 2016 by Oversleep 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze1616 he/him Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 (edited) storming storm of motherstormer badass. Cosmere filter gets along with exclamations some Sharders like to use like "Stormfather!" or "Colours' sake". Edit: wat? I thought badass turns to badchull! The filter doesn't recognize the profanity when combined with other words. So BadA- isn't recognized, but A- is, and will be turned to chull. Yes, some Sharder, like myself, do just go straight for the Sanderson profanity, and it isn't the word filter. Edited March 2, 2016 by Blaze1616 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citadel16 he/him Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 Yes, some Sharder, like myself, do just go straight for the Sanderson profanity, and it isn't the word filter. yes, yes we do... How difficult would it be to make sharders be able to choose their own swear filter? like, in the settings, you can go and change your swear filter from 17th shard to Scadrial era 2 or reckonerverse mobile 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oversleep Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 yes, yes we do... How difficult would it be to make sharders be able to choose their own swear filter? like, in the settings, you can go and change your swear filter from 17th shard to Scadrial era 2 or reckonerverse mobile If it isn't done in two years I am gonna do it for the project at university or something XD 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted March 8, 2016 Report Share Posted March 8, 2016 (edited) But....but....the Mobiles are biased against Australia, you pack of marauding dingos! Edited March 8, 2016 by Delightful 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Bard he/him Posted March 9, 2016 Report Share Posted March 9, 2016 (edited) Just testing to see what happens. (Does it say something about me that I didn't actually realize there was a swear filter on this site until a couple weeks ago?) storm rust chull Edited March 9, 2016 by The Young Bard 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunbird she/her Posted March 20, 2016 Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 Just testing to see what happens. (Does it say something about me that I didn't actually realize there was a swear filter on this site until a couple weeks ago?) storm rust chull I didn't realize it either; I just thought people were using Sanderson profanity because it's the Sanderson fansite... Now I have to stop myself from using Sanderson profanity in real life around people who wouldn't understand it. XD 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lopen he/him Posted March 20, 2016 Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 We should try to spread cosmere/non-cosmere profanity by using it in real life, and when someone asks we play it off like it was new slang. I imagine if this were successful Brandon would be very happy. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aeromancer he/him Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 Just pointing out that the swear filter does not apply to email updates if you follow a topic. Admins, you may wish to take note of that. Also, the fact that people want to able to apply a filter to their profanity instead of simply typing "sparks" bothers me for some odd reason I can't quite put my finger on. You dagblats. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citadel16 he/him Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 Just pointing out that the swear filter does not apply to email updates if you follow a topic. Admins, you may wish to take note of that. Also, the fact that people want to able to apply a filter to their profanity instead of simply typing "sparks" bothers me for some odd reason I can't quite put my finger on. You dagblats. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baby he/him Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 (edited) Well, just in case someone hasn't tried these out. storm rust chull edit: well, they left a few unfiltered, so i edited them out. Edited March 22, 2016 by Onceler 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThirdGen Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 Beavis and Butthead on David Letterman:Beavis: "Can... can we say poop here?"Dave: "Uh, yeah, sure." Beavis: "Huh-huh, huh-huh, poop!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugsy he/him Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 Wow, I legitimately thought people were just saying Sanderswears all the time. I'm almost disappointed now XD 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citadel16 he/him Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 Wow, I legitimately thought people were just saying Sanderswears all the time. I'm almost disappointed now XD a lot of people are actually. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormgate he/him Posted March 22, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 Why don't we storming to it more? Rust and Ruin, do we need an invitation? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citadel16 he/him Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 sparks, what is wrong with lot of you bloody slontzes. Light! I cant tell if your one of the ten fools or just a banana with a wig. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nashan’Elin he/him Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 You rusting chullhats! Get out there and storming Sanderswear this place up! Harmony's arms! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Elodin Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 Life Lesson: Never say "sparks" in dry brush. It freaks people out. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arrae Posted March 23, 2016 Report Share Posted March 23, 2016 Maybe that's how it caught on in the Reckonerverse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ookla the Absent Posted March 30, 2016 Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 (edited) Hmm, didn't know about this either... I've been using badchull for a while, but... Chullhat? Serious? Thing that bugs me about the filter, though: a i r o n autocorrects to Allomantic iron Also, I think most people just type the sanderson words out... Edited March 30, 2016 by Gargoyle 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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