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I have decided to run for president. I will be running on the Safer Saner Work Environment ticket, and if elected, my first action will be to eradicate Jolly Ranchers and other lip-smacking hard candy OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH!!!

And then I'll balance the budget, pursue world peace, and fire Congressional representatives and replace them with pugs.

But I'll get rid of Jolly Ranchers first.

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I have decided to run for president. I will be running on the Safer Saner Work Environment ticket, and if elected, my first action will be to eradicate Jolly Ranchers and other lip-smacking hard candy OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH!!!

And then I'll balance the budget, pursue world peace, and fire Congressional representatives and replace them with pugs.

But I'll get rid of Jolly Ranchers first.

 

What is your stance on the chewy Jolly Ranchers?

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Saw someone on reddit saying something about a theoretical cross between Nightcrawler and Havok. Of course, I had to tell him all about Obliteration and why he's the scariest superpowered being of all time.

 

Long story short? Just talked a guy into getting Steelheart.

 

You're welcome, Brandon Sanderson. B):P

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Saw someone on reddit saying something about a theoretical cross between Nightcrawler and Havok. Of course, I had to tell him all about Obliteration and why he's the scariest superpowered being of all time.

 

Long story short? Just talked a guy into getting Steelheart.

 

You're welcome, Brandon Sanderson. B):P

I think you mean you're welcome, guy.

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I think you mean you're welcome, guy.

 

 

But there's a shard of Brandon Sanderson in all of our souls, meaning that when you invoke the name of the Bandersnatch you're simultaneously invoking all the people in the world. :P

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I don't think any amount of alcohol is every enough to deal with Donald Drumpf.

 

aka, anyone seen the Jon Oliver segment? :P

 

 

Is this exciting? It just sounds weird and pointless to me.

*says someone with not much interest and no experience in astronomy*

Edited by Delightful
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I don't think any amount of alcohol is every enough to deal with Donald Drumpf.

 

aka, anyone seen the Jon Oliver segment? :P

Watched it last night. Though I don't live in the US :P

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I have decided to run for president. I will be running on the Safer Saner Work Environment ticket, and if elected, my first action will be to eradicate Jolly Ranchers and other lip-smacking hard candy OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH!!!

And then I'll balance the budget, pursue world peace, and fire Congressional representatives and replace them with pugs.

But I'll get rid of Jolly Ranchers first.

Well, if I could vote, and if you were old enough, I'd write you in, but I can't. I'll just make signs. :P

Posted (edited)

I'm cringing at the political state of the country right now

 

I'm cringing at the political state of the world right now.

 

Except Scandinavia. Scandinavia's cool. Well, cool by comparison at least.

 

Do you think I'm especially hard to please when it comes to politics?

Edited by The Young Bard
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I'm cringing at the political state of the world right now.

Except Scandinavia. Scandinavia's cool. Well, cool by comparison at least.

Do you think I'm especially hard to please when it comes to politics?

I think politics are just basically universally displeasing.
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