Vending Machine: Sanderson edition (game)

[Szeth's Facepalm]

*gets a big sign that says "nerd"*

*inserts @Ookla the Cloud*

[Immortal Platypus]

get's an appearance from @Ookla the Cloud

insert's a smiley face

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Gets @Ookla the Cloud wondering why she has two mentions

Inserts a pillow

[Immortal Platypus]

gets a blanket

inserts a witch

[Odiumiumium he/him]

Gets a which?

*inserts TPBM*

[Immortal Platypus]

get's exactly 100 posts (that makes me happy)

inserts 15072 posts.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

gets multiplying by 0

Inserts the most heinous crime in the cosmere.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Gets friendship bracelet... Moash has the other one.

Inserts a solid gold apple.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Gets a Notch Apple

Inserts block of cheese.

[Potato's Wit she/her]

gets a sphere of cheese

*Inserts jeep*

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Gets a car.

Inserts power.

[Potato's Wit she/her]

Gets so much power you have to be un-charged.

*Inserts cremling*

[Ranryu she/her]

Gets two cremlings.

*Inserts broken cello*

[Wayne's Unlucky Hat he/him]

Gets turned into Odiom

Inserts shardblade

[Immortal Platypus]

gets shardfork

inserts a used double bass

[Quivil]

gets a used doghouse

inserts honorblade

[Potato's Wit she/her]

Gets an Evilspoon.

*Inserts a sphere*

[2EmLee2]

Gets a mutant radioactive sparkly gem-monster

Inserts a homemade pillowcase

[Quivil]

Gets a homicidal suitcase

Inserts a broken gadget

[Potato's Wit she/her]

Gets shredded pieces of metal that spell the word 'die'. Uh-ho.

*Inserts Pitfiend* (Yes, it's a thing now.)

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[Robin Sedai she/her]

Gets a chasmfiend.

Inserts autocorrect.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Gets intense anger.

Inserts an armed nuclear device.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Gets a Hydroneer game.

Inserts the Fork of Truth.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Gets the spoon of lies

inserts a farmer named bill.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Gets a miner named Jebediah.

Inserts a Cosmonaut named Yuri.