Vending Machine: Sanderson edition (game)

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

Gets Sylspear. 
inserts Wayne’s hat 

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

2 minutes ago, Bearer of all agonies said:

Gets Sylspear. 
inserts Wayne’s hat 

Gets Wayne who is angry you stole his hat.

Inserts Sylspear.

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

Gets Kaladin. 
Inserts Wayne who is angry that I stole his hat.

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

2 minutes ago, Bearer of all agonies said:

Gets Kaladin. 
Inserts Wayne who is angry that I stole his hat.

Gets Wax trying to reason with him.

Inserts Dalinar.

[Shardsplinter he/him]

 

53 minutes ago, Spren of Kindness said:

Gets Wax trying to reason with him.

Inserts Dalinar.

Get Nergaoul chasing him cause he's the only human who has shown gratitud For the Thrill ever.

Insert an untapped nicrosil coin filled with the investiture of a random Nightwatcher's Boon and curse 

Edited August 16, 2020 by Shardsplinter

[FriarFritz]

3 hours ago, Shardsplinter said:

 

Get Nergaoul chasing him cause he's the only human who has shown gratitud For the Thrill ever.

Insert an untapped nicrosil coin filled with the investiture of a random Nightwatcher's Boon and curse 

Whoa, is that a thing that can happen? Has Brandon spoken of this?

Gets a hemalurgic spike what contains a whole lotta Breath (I have no idea if this is possible).

Inserts 5 dozen eggs.

[Shardsplinter he/him]

Just now, FriarFritz said:

Whoa, is that a thing that can happen? Has Brandon spoken of this?

Well, Nergaoul has been on Alethkar For a very long time and while most alethi feel the Thrill on battle it's been said that it's a pretty prívate thing; so I'm guessing that if not the only Dalinar Is One of the few humans to ever walk up to Nergaoul and thank him For giving him streanght when he needed it.

[FriarFritz]

5 minutes ago, Shardsplinter said:

Well, Nergaoul has been on Alethkar For a very long time and while most alethi feel the Thrill on battle it's been said that it's a pretty prívate thing; so I'm guessing that if not the only Dalinar Is One of the few humans to ever walk up to Nergaoul and thank him For giving him streanght when he needed it.

Oh, I was talking about the other thing.

[Condensation she/her]

gets 2.5 dozen omelettes

Inserts seashells found and sold by the sea shore

[FriarFritz]

Gets 2 dry gallons of peppers what's been cured in brine.

Inserts homemade strawberry jam.

[Vapor she/her]

Gets empty jar

inserts school

[FriarFritz]

Gets an online abomination.

Inserts college.

[Vapor she/her]

Gets finals

inserts nose

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

1 minute ago, Vapor said:

Gets finals

inserts nose

Gets retainer case.

Inserts USB thumb drive.

[Channelknight Fadran]

13 hours ago, Spren of Kindness said:

Gets retainer case.

Inserts USB thumb drive.

Gets malware

*Inserts Sylphrena*

[Vapor she/her]

Gets annoyed Kaladin

*inserts 5 pages of math homework*

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

Just now, Vapor said:

Gets annoyed Kaladin

*inserts 5 pages of math homework*

Gets tears.

Inserts annoyed Kaladin.

[Vapor she/her]

Gets soothing Sylphrena

Inserts LoK

[Condensation she/her]

Gets (LoK spoilers)

Spoiler

Korra and Mako TOGETHER

Inserts my RPs

[Vapor she/her]

Gets you not doing homework!

Inserts me doing homework

[Enter a username]

Gets good grades 

Inserts homework

[Vapor she/her]

Gets teacher.

[Enter a username]

4 minutes ago, Vapor said:

Gets teacher.

Inserts ???

[Vapor she/her]

oh sorry

inserts avatar, the last airbender.

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

23 minutes ago, Vapor said:

oh sorry

inserts avatar, the last airbender.

Gets honor.

Inserts two-thirds done novel.