Kobold King Posted August 9, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 Hey, here's a cool thing. My troop is doing the color guard for the Washington Nationals game on Sunday (tomorrow) at approximately 1:30ish P.M. EST. If anyone plans to watch the game, I will be holding the U.S. flag. Awesome! Remember how we proved Google Translate unreliable at the beginning of this thread, but it sullenly refused to be hilarious for us? Well, I just found "Google Translate Sings" songs. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 Awesome! Remember how we proved Google Translate unreliable at the beginning of this thread, but it sullenly refused to be hilarious for us? Well, I just found "Google Translate Sings" songs. I laughed so hard my face hurts now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted August 9, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 (edited) I laughed so hard my face hurts now. Mine too. I completely lost it at "Hi, I had to cut poverty in the school gymnasium." They have a whole channel full of these, if you're interested. Just listened to "Google Translate Sings Let it Go" a minute ago. Edited August 9, 2015 by Kobold King 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 so go home in a six pack up yours.......sounds Aussie! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted August 9, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 In other news, Kobold King has allowed (or told ) his subjects to invade a small village. For shame. image.jpg Peaceful existence my baby dragon leather boots! The village of Ommlet is a military installation, equipped with enchantments of mass destruction capable of decimating the kobold border in seconds. My brave kobold infantrymen have been giving their lives in the defense of their country, fighting a grueling battle for weeks to defeat these overly masculine invaders. What you see here is nothing but propaganda spread to discredit these courageous soldiers. For shame, spreading such lies! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TCshard Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 (edited) Peaceful existence my baby dragon leather boots! The village of Ommlet is a military installation, equipped with enchantments of mass destruction capable of decimating the kobold border in seconds. My brave kobold infantrymen have been giving their lives in the defense of their country, fighting a grueling battle for weeks to defeat these overly masculine invaders. What you see here is nothing but propaganda spread to discredit these courageous soldiers. For shame, spreading such lies! I am sad to say that this isn't his first raid. I have repelled a multitude of kobold raids from Ommlet and even managed to track Kobold King to his lair only to have him escape after killing his guards and soldiers. (I played card hunter a bit too. I wish they had a way to earn pizza slices without having to buy them.)Google translates problem is that it doesn't modify the grammar only the words Edited August 9, 2015 by TCshard 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mckeedee123 Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 (edited) In other news, Kobold King has allowed (or told ) his subjects to invade a small village. For shame. How'd they end up overwhelming a small village anyway? In my experience, all it takes to kill an army of Kobolds is a dwarven peasant. Forgotten Beasts, burning-catapult riots, and sock shortages are another matter entirely... Edited August 9, 2015 by Mckeedee123 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted August 9, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 I am sad to say that this isn't his first raid. I have repelled a multitude of kobold raids from Ommlet and even managed to track Kobold King to his lair only to have him escape after killing his guards and soldiers. I just want you to know that each of those kobold guards had lives and families. Igir, the one with the spear? He was the only one who watered the cave-shrooms back in our planning room. Nevith, the one with the slingshot? His daughter was waiting on him to patch up her stuffed unicorn. You're the real monster. How'd they end up overwhelming a small village anyway? In my experience, all it takes to kill an army of Kobolds is a dwarven peasant. Forgotten Beasts, burning-catapult riots, and sock shortages are another matter entirely And how did humans come to dominate the land, in a world full of dragons and giants? Size and strength matter not; resourcefulness is all that matters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 I just want you to know that each of those kobold guards had lives and families. Igir, the one with the spear? He was the only one who watered the cave-shrooms back in our planning room. Nevith, the one with the slingshot? His daughter was waiting on him to patch up her stuffed unicorn. You're the real monster. I don't know much about kobolds, but if they're nice to my pugs and don't leave empty beer bottles scattered all over the park, they're good in my book. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mckeedee123 Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 (edited) And how did humans come to dominate the land, in a world full of dragons and giants? Size and strength matter not; resourcefulness is all that matters. Who knew there was so much Dwarf Fortress Fanart? (This is a kobold, apparently. I guess they don't look like lowercase k's after all.) Edited August 9, 2015 by Mckeedee123 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curious Anamaximder Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 Kobolds are awesome. I am planning to include them in a new RP that I don't have a name for and is a long way off. It is fantasy, but not cosmere with a hint of Brandon, Tolkien and David Eddings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kestrel Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 I left my book downstairs 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mckeedee123 Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 Just found this. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Honor Spren Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 (edited) I finished Dr. Who season two yesterday. . . Spoiler tag for if you don't want to hear my ranting: WHYYYYYY? Rose It was the most wonderful horrible thing. I loved it. It was awful. And he never even got to say "I love you". :( How can something be so good and so bad at the same time???? *lie down. Try not to cry. Cry alot.* :( Edited August 9, 2015 by The Honor Spren 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted August 9, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 I finished Dr. Who season two yesterday. . . Spoiler tag for if you don't want to hear my ranting: WHYYYYYY? Rose It was the most wonderful horrible thing. I loved it. It was awful. And he never even got to say "I love you". :( How can something be so good and so bad at the same time???? *lie down. Try not to cry. Cry alot.* :( Ah. Just finished Doomsday, eh? Army of Ghosts and Doomsday were the first episodes I ever saw, but even not knowing Rose that scene still broke my heart. And the worst part is, you haven't even seen the worst yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Honor Spren Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 And the worst part is, you haven't even seen the worst yet. WHAT?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Slowswift Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 WHAT?! *evil cackling* ahem. Yeah, you're in for one heck of a ride. But it's oh so worth it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 Brought the pugs to the mall again today. It's kind of fun being the most popular person here. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted August 9, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 Brought the pugs to the mall again today. It's kind of fun being the most popular person here. Has anyone tried to pay you and the pugs to endorse their products? If you get popular enough that could be a nice source of income for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 Has anyone tried to pay you and the pugs to endorse their products? If you get popular enough that could be a nice source of income for you. Mollie at least would be happy to represent anything in the food court. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted August 9, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 Mollie at least would be happy to represent anything in the food court. Mollie™ brand chicken nuggets, anyone? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 Mollie™ brand chicken nuggets, anyone? You'll enjoy them almost as much as she does--we guarantee it! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted August 9, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 You'll enjoy them almost as much as she does--we guarantee it! You could milk an entire franchise out of this. Mollie™ brand foods, Mollie™ brand frozen TV dinners, Mollie™ brand restaurant chains, Mollie™ brand collectibles, Mollie™ plushies, a Mollie™ movie where she joins a pro basketball team and saves Christmas... the opportunities are unlimited! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted August 9, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 Not only are those vicious propagandists mudslinging against your impeccable character, but they have spread false rumors of your demise in order to demoralize your brave kobolds. This is an outrage! image.jpg image.jpg The reports of my demise were greatly exaggerated. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kestrel Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 Ah. Just finished Doomsday, eh? Army of Ghosts and Doomsday were the first episodes I ever saw, but even not knowing Rose that scene still broke my heart. And the worst part is, you haven't even seen the worst yet. hm doomsday is p much the worst tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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