Kobold King he/him Posted July 15, 2015 Posted July 15, 2015 But you beat me to the JFK one. I was intending on coming back to add that one. "We choose to go to the goat, not because it is easy, but because it is goat." Technically I added two goats to that sentence, but I think it works well. 2
ThirdGen Posted July 15, 2015 Posted July 15, 2015 You go talk to your goat, talk to my goat, talk to me... My ex-goat brought a new girlfriend. She's like "Oh my god!" I knew you were goat when you walked in. 'Cause baby, now we got goat blood. 4
mail-mi he/him Posted July 15, 2015 Posted July 15, 2015 "And believe me I am, still a-goat. I'm doing science and I'm still a-goat. I feel fantastic and I'm still a-goat. While you're dying I'll be still a-goat. And when you're dead I will be still a-goat. Still a-goat. Still a-goat." 6
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted July 15, 2015 Posted July 15, 2015 BTW, mail-mi, I'm in the process of replacing "battleaxe" with "goat" for some of Timeport's scenes. I don't recall any specific quotes off the top of my head (and I'm on my phone so I can't search for them) but I'd rather imagine him hefting a goat over his shoulder. 1
Elsecaller3414 she/her Posted July 15, 2015 Posted July 15, 2015 Now I am struggling to remember what the heck "goat" means, merely because I have seen it so much in the last 5 minutes... Anyway, here goes nothing. "The sun rose over the horizon like a giant, radioactive goat." 3
Allomancy she/her Posted July 15, 2015 Posted July 15, 2015 Goat's dead Jim. It's like a big ball of wibbly wobbly timey whimy goats. The goats are falling!!!!!!!! I've got a lovely bunch of goats, standing in a row. BIG ones, small ones, some as BIG as your head. ... and what ever you do, don't GOAT!!!!!!! Blink and your Goat. Puny goat. 4
Haelbarde he/him Posted July 15, 2015 Posted July 15, 2015 "Rain goats keep falling on my head" "Goat just lost the game" 1
Mailliw73 he/him Posted July 15, 2015 Posted July 15, 2015 Cap: "There's only one goat, ma'am, and I'm pretty sure he doesn't dress like that." "Last time I was in Germany, I saw a goat standing above everybody else and we ended up disagreeing." 7
Kobold King he/him Posted July 15, 2015 Posted July 15, 2015 (edited) Cap: "There's only one goat, ma'am, and I'm pretty sure he doesn't dress like that." "Last time I was in Germany, I saw a goat standing above everybody else and we ended up disagreeing." "I have an army." "We have a goat." Edited July 15, 2015 by Kobold King 5
Golden Golem he/him Posted July 15, 2015 Posted July 15, 2015 Those of you who think you know everything are goat to those of us who do. How to fake a goat accent. A soldier's march is respected no more than a baby's goat. Souls are shattered when there is a shortage of goat. The Goat Gatsby Humanity has now won it's battle, liberty now has a goat. Disbelief starts and ends with goat for a reason. I goat all the time in this institution. 3
Delightful Posted July 15, 2015 Posted July 15, 2015 Have a goat, Potter. Goat, Dolores? And if you put another goat out of line well ring you straight back home! Well I'm going to bed before one of you comes up with another crazy idea to get us killed or worse, a goat. 4
Kasimir he/him Posted July 15, 2015 Posted July 15, 2015 "I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE ************* GOATS ON THIS ************* PLANE!" --From the PG-9 version of 'Goats on a Plane' "The goat is a lie." "Goat got your tongue?""Watch your back, shoot straight, conserve ammo, and never, ever, cut a deal with a goat." 1
The Honor Spren she/her Posted July 15, 2015 Posted July 15, 2015 Jasnah once defined a goat as a person who ignored information because it disagreed with desired results. The king was Dalinar's goat. The Goats Radiant have returned. Shai had never may a goat before, let alone poked one in the face. 4
Quiver he/him Posted July 15, 2015 Posted July 15, 2015 Goat has changed. It's no longer about nations, ideologies or ethnicity. It's an endless series of proxy battles, fought by mercenaries and machines. Goat, and its consumption of life, has become a well-oiled machine. Goat has changed. ID tagged soldiers carry ID tagged weapons, use ID tagged gear. Nanomachines inside their bodies enhance and regulate their abilities. Genetic control. Information control. Emotion control. Battlefield control. Everything is monitored, and kept under control. Goat has changed. The age of deterrence has become the age of control. All in the name of averting catastrophe from weapons of mass destruction. And he who controls the battlefield, controls history. Goat has changed. When the battlefield is under total control, Goats... become routine. ~Old Goat, Metal Goat Solid 4: Goats of the Patriots 4
Colours Posted July 15, 2015 Posted July 15, 2015 Selected works from Brandon Goaterson's bibliography Goatborn series: The Final Goat The Goat of Ascension The Hero of Goat The Goat of Law Shadows of Goat Goat of Mourning The Lost Goat (tentative title) Stormgoat Archives: The Goat of Kings Words of Goat Goatbringer (tentative title) Other Goats: Goatbreaker (sequel, Nightgoat, pending) Steelgoat Perfect Goat Sixth of the Goat Goat for Silence in the Forests of Goat The Emperor's Goat Legion: Goat Deep White Goat Dragongoat 4
Blaze1616 he/him Posted July 15, 2015 Posted July 15, 2015 "If one Goat is 100 power, the two Goats are 200 power, right?" - Lloyd Irving "Feel the pain, of those inferior Goats, as you burn in Hell!" - Kratos Aurion Power Rangers Morphing Calls, Goatified: "It's Goat'in Time!" - Mighty Morphin Power Goats, Mighty Morphin Alien Goats, Power Goats Zeo "Goat Into Turbo!" - Power Goats Turbo "Goats Rocket!" - Power Goats In Space "Goat Galactic!" - Power Goats Lost Galaxy "Goatspeed Rescue!" - Power Goats Lightspeed Rescue "Goat For, Goat Force!" - Power Goats Time Force "Goat Access!" - Power Goats Wild Force "Goat Storm! Ranger Form!" - Power Goats Ninja Storm "Dino Goat, Power Up!" - Power Goats Dino Thunder "Goat P.D. Emergency!" - Power Goats S.P.D. "Magical Source, Mystic Goat!" - Power Goats Mystic Force "Goatdrive, Accelerate!" - Power Goats Operation Overdrive "Goat Beast, Spirit Unleashed!" - Power Goats Jungle Fury "RPM, Goat in Gear!" - Power Goats RPM "Goat Goat Samurai!" - Power Goats Samurai "It's Goat'in Time, Go Go Mega Force!" - Power Goats Mega Force 3
Delightful Posted July 15, 2015 Posted July 15, 2015 Selected works from Brandon Goaterson's bibliography Goatborn series: The Final Goat The Goat of Ascension The Hero of Goat The Goat of Law Shadows of Goat Goat of Mourning The Lost Goat (tentative title) Stormgoat Archives: The Goat of Kings Words of Goat Goatbringer (tentative title) Other Goats: Goatbreaker (sequel, Nightgoat, pending) Steelgoat Perfect Goat Sixth of the Goat Goat for Silence in the Forests of Goat The Emperor's Goat Legion: Goat Deep White Goat Dragongoat Emperor's Goat sounds like the Emperors New Groove to me Although I think he was a llama. Imposter! 1
Elsecaller3414 she/her Posted July 15, 2015 Posted July 15, 2015 TERRIBLE GOAT TO EAT! And I also realize that with my comment about the sunrise, it sounds so much better with a manatee. 1
kaellok he/him Posted July 15, 2015 Posted July 15, 2015 Darth Vader: General Veers, prepare your troops for a goat assault. The power to destroy a planet is nothing compared to the power of the goat. If you only knew the power of the dark goat. i find your lack of goats disturbing. Obi-Wan: Use the goat, Luke! Han: It's not my goat. Yoda: Do, or do goat. There is no try. Judge me by my goat, do you? Admiral Ackbar: It's a goat! 5
phantasmagorically she/her Posted July 15, 2015 Posted July 15, 2015 Let it goat! I have actually seen a video of this parody... It's marvelous
phantasmagorically she/her Posted July 15, 2015 Posted July 15, 2015 (edited) Look at you, soaring through the air without a care... Like [a] goat piloting a blimp I've seen goats bleed. Edit: Sorry for the double post, that was an accident... Edited July 15, 2015 by phantasmagorically 1
+Slowswift Posted July 16, 2015 Author Posted July 16, 2015 (edited) "I swear by my pretty floral goat I will end you." "We may experience some slight turbulence and then... goat." "Ah! Curse your sudden but inevitable goat!" "I realize certain words were exchanged. Also certain goats." Edited July 16, 2015 by Slowswift 3
Unhinged he/him Posted July 16, 2015 Posted July 16, 2015 (edited) "My life is yours my goat becomes yours" "Hello would you like to destroy some goats today" Edited July 16, 2015 by Unhinged 3
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